|Locations||A Mob of Zeppelin Protesters (ultra-rarely)|
|Monster Parts||head, arm, leg, torso|
Legend tells of a singer and outdoorsman who went feral and vanished into the depths of the wilderness after succumbing to a cat scratch.
Legend will shortly tell of how that singer and outdoorsman murdered you with a crossbow.
He snaps his fingers, and you are trampled by a great white buffalo.
He dances a Wango Tango, poking you in the eye several times in the process.
He is overcome with the Spirit of the Wild, who becomes red in tooth and claw with blood from your neck.
He gets you in a stranglehold, and squeezes you half to death.
He tries to summon a great white buffalo, but you convince him that those things are extinct.
He dances a Wango Tango, but it takes two for that, and you're not playing along.
He is overcome with the Spirit of the Wild, but the Spirit of the Wild just wants to lounge around and eat some foliage right now.
He tries to get you in a stranglehold, but your neck is too sweaty for him to get a good grip. (FUMBLE!)
|You acquire an item: The Nuge's favorite crossbow|
If you lose the fight:
|You acquire an item: consolation ribbon (100% chance)*|
- This monster cannot be copied.
- Became animated at an unknown date on or before May 26, 2014.
- Clearly a portrayal of Ted Nugent, an American rock/country star who's a proponent of hunting and weaponry ownership.