The Necbromancer (2)
|Locations||The Haunted Sorority House: Behind Closed Doors|
The Necbromancer's gnarled hand reaches up from the bone pile, grasping and clenching. Then, in an explosion of tibiae, fibulae, patellae, and paella, he rockets from the pile and hovers above it, breathing heavily.
"Did you think that it would be so easy?" he asks. "Let's finish this, bro. I've got a date with a couple of chicks tonight: your mom and your sister."
He spits some caustic black fluid at you. It smells like cheap beer and cheaper cologne. Argh! Oof! (sleaze damage)
He waves his wizard's staff at you. No, not that one, the other one. Man, that was inappropriate. Ow! Ugh! (sleaze damage)
He throws his head back and cackles at the sky. You look up to see strange constellations above you, and they're far more explicitly naughty than the ones you're used to. Ow! Oof! (sleaze damage)
He traces an eldritch rune in the air with his wizard's staff. You glimpse the monstrous frat boys who dwell beyond the veil of reality, and the vile paddles they swing. Ugh! Ooh! (spooky damage)
He clenches his fist and mutters in some dark, forgotten tongue. Your skeleton jumps out of your body, shrieks at you, then leaps back in. Yipe! Ugh! Oof! (spooky damage)
|You acquire some The Coolers Out of Space|
|An item drops: The Necbromancer's Hat|
|An item drops: The Necbromancer's Shorts|
|An item drops: The Necbromancer's Stein|
|An item drops: The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff (35% chance)*|
|An item drops: The Necbronomicon|
|You acquire a clan trophy:||Popped Black Collar|
- In this form, the Necbromancer always uses a special attack. It will deal approximately 30–40% of your maximum hit points, and is not affected by DA or elemental resistance.