The Necbromancer (2)

The Necbromancer
Monster ID	1109
Locations	The Haunted Sorority House: Behind Closed Doors
Hit Points	1020
Attack	1000
Defense	1000
No-Hit	1010
Initiative	?
Meat	None
Phylum	Indeterminate
Elements	None
Resistance	None
Monster Parts	Indeterminate
Drops The Cooler Out of Space, The Necbromancer's Hat, The Necbromancer's Shorts, The Necbromancer's Stein, The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff, The Necbronomicon
Manuel Entry
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 You're fighting The Necbromancer

The Necbromancer's gnarled hand reaches up from the bone pile, grasping and clenching. Then, in an explosion of tibiae, fibulae, patellae, and paella, he rockets from the pile and hovers above it, breathing heavily.

"Did you think that it would be so easy?" he asks. "Let's finish this, bro. I've got a date with a couple of chicks tonight: your mom and your sister."

Hit Message(s):

He spits some caustic black fluid at you. It smells like cheap beer and cheaper cologne. Argh! Ugh! (sleaze damage)

He waves his wizard's staff at you. No, not that one, the other one. Man, that was inappropriate. Ouch! Ugh! (sleaze damage)

He throws his head back and cackles at the sky. You look up to see strange constellations above you, and they're far more explicitly naughty than the ones you're used to. Oof! Eek! (sleaze damage)

He traces an eldritch rune in the air with his wizard's staff. You glimpse the monstrous frat boys who dwell beyond the veil of reality, and the vile paddles they swing. Ow! Eek! (spooky damage)

He clenches his fist and mutters in some dark, forgotten tongue. Your skeleton jumps out of your body, shrieks at you, then leaps back in. Yipe! Oof! Ugh! (spooky damage)

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After Combat

You acquire some The Coolers Out of Space

An item drops: The Necbromancer's Hat

(This item goes to your clan's basement, and may be distributed to anyone who participated in this Clan Dungeon.) or

An item drops: The Necbromancer's Shorts

(This item goes to your clan's basement, and may be distributed to anyone who participated in this Clan Dungeon.) or

An item drops: The Necbromancer's Stein

(This item goes to your clan's basement, and may be distributed to anyone who participated in this Clan Dungeon.)

An item drops: The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff (35% chance)*

(This item goes to your clan's basement, and may be distributed to anyone who participated in this Clan Dungeon.)

An item drops: The Necbronomicon

(This item goes to your clan's basement, and may be distributed to anyone who participated in this Clan Dungeon.) (This item drops only if The Haunted Sorority House is cleared using no more than 1100 Adventures.)

You acquire a clan trophy:

Popped Black Collar

Notes

Combat

• In this form, the Necbromancer always uses a special attack. It will deal approximately 30–40% of your maximum hit points, and is not affected by DA or elemental resistance.

Drops

• The Necbromancer will always drop exactly 1 piece of his outfit.
• The Necbromancer drops one Cooler for each +100% item drop bonus. Booze drop bonuses, such as from the 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign, also apply.
• The Staff is a flat 35% drop.