The Museum

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The Museum is located in Seaside Town. It contains and tracks various information about the Kingdom of Loathing. It opened on November 5th, 2010.

First Floor

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Museum left.gif Musicehouse.gif Lbweird.gif Lbgoo.gif Museum elevator.gif Museum right.gif
Lbclandungeon.gif Aagsign.gif Lbspel.gif
Lbstandard.gif Collection.gif Lbbatfellow.gif Lbtcrs.gif
Lbgyffte.gif Lbkoe.gif Lbplumber.gif Lblksummer.gif
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Second Floor

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Museum left.gif Plaque3.gif Plaque6.gif Plaque4.gif Museum elevator.gif Museum right.gif
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Zone E.gifZone l.gifZone d.gifZone r.gifZone i.gifZone t.gifZone c.gifZone h.gif Zone I.gifZone n.gifZone c.gifZone u.gifZone r.gifZone s.gifZone i.gifZone o.gifZone n.gif
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Third Floor

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Museum left.gif Lbwol.gif Lbcomser.gif Lbocrs.gif Museum elevator.gif Museum right.gif
Lbca2.gif Lbsp.gif Lbsas.gif Lbhr.gif
Lbpicky.gif Lbed.gif Lbgnoob.gif Lblta.gif
Lblar.gif Lbpokefam.gif Lbglover.gif Lbdd.gif
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Fourth Floor

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Museum left.gif Lbstatistics.gif Lbclan.gif Lbfamiliar.gif Museum elevator.gif Museum right.gif
Lbgrim.gif Royalplaque.gif
Lbaob.gif Lbbi.gif Lbzombie.gif Lbts.gif
Lbbhy.gif Lbwosf.gif Lbtrend.gif Lbna.gif
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Fifth Floor

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Museum left.gif Lbclassa.gif Lbjarlsberg.gif Lbbig.gif Museum elevator.gif Museum right.gif
Lb2015.gif Lb2016.gif Lb2017.gif Lb2018.gif
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  • The first floor contains the leaderboards that were formerly found in The Hall of Records, The Collection Collection, and the newer special challenge path leaderbords.
  • The second floor contains the plaques that were formerly found in The Cannon Museum, but not The Knott Yeti Habitat.
  • The third floor contains the older special challenge path leaderboards.
  • The fourth floor contains even older special challenge path leaderboards as well as a few miscellaneous leaderboards.
  • The fifth floor contains additional older special challenge path leaderboards as well as the yearly ascension leaderboards from 2015 onwards.
  • Clicking the elevator's up button on the fifth floor yields the message: "This elevator isn't made of glass, so you can't go any higher than the top floor."
  • Clicking the elevator's down button on the first floor yields the message: "This Museum is like the Alamo: No matter what that old fortune teller told you, it doesn't have a basement."
  • The Ice House is not shown unless you have a monster banished.
  • When an ascension leaderboard does not have any entries, the following message is in its place:
    • (there is nobody on this leaderboard yet -- now's your chance!)


  • A few leaderboards were removed on January 1, 2015. Here lies the plaques for those leaderboards:
Lbpvp.gif Lbhardcore.gif Lbbadmoon.gif
  • At some point between February 15th, 2019 and March 3, 2019 the museum was re-arranged to accommodate newer leaderboards. In the process, the leaderboard for the KOLHS special challenge path was removed. This may have been an oversight.
  • The Ice House has been made inaccessible by normal means on multiple occasions due to TPTB placing another leaderboard over its location. It was added again on September 8, 2019.


  • The message displayed when a player tries to go above the fifth floor is a reference to Charlie and the Great Glass Elevator, a children's book by Roald Dahl, in which a glass elevator magically ascends through a building's roof and into outer space.
  • The result displayed when a player tries to go below the first floor is a reference to the film Pee-Wee's Big Adventure.