The Museum

The Museum is located in Seaside Town. It contains and tracks various information about the Kingdom of Loathing. It opened on November 5th, 2010.

First Floor

Second Floor

Third Floor

Fourth Floor

Fifth Floor

Sixth Floor

Seventh Floor

Notes

• The first floor contains some leaderboards that were formerly found in The Hall of Records, The Collection Collection, and the newer special challenge path leaderboards.
• The second floor contains some older special challenge path leaderboards as well as the yearly ascension leaderboards from 2015 onwards.
• The thrird floor contains even older special challenge path leaderboards.
• The fourth floor contains the oldest special challenge path leaderboards.
• The fifth floor contains some other leaderboards that were formerly found in The Hall of Records as well as a few miscellaneous leaderboards.
• The sixth floor contains the plaques that were formerly found in The Cannon Museum, but not The Knott Yeti Habitat.
• The seventh floor is completely empty.
• Clicking the elevator's up button on the fifth floor yields the message: "This elevator isn't made of glass, so you can't go any higher than the top floor."
• Clicking the elevator's down button on the first floor yields the message: "This Museum is like the Alamo: No matter what that old fortune teller told you, it doesn't have a basement."
• The Ice House is not shown unless you have a monster banished.
• When an ascension leaderboard does not have any entries, the following message is in its place:
  • (there is nobody on this leaderboard yet -- now's your chance!)

History

• A few leaderboards were removed on January 1, 2015. Here lies the plaques for those leaderboards:

• At some point between February 15th, 2019 and March 3, 2019 the museum was re-arranged to accommodate newer leaderboards. In the process, the leaderboard for the KOLHS special challenge path was removed. This may have been an oversight. The leaderboard was added back with a Trivial Update on June 6th, 2021.
• The Ice House has been made inaccessible by normal means on multiple occasions due to TPTB placing another leaderboard over its location. It was added again on September 8, 2019.
• On June 6th 2021, the floors of the Museum were completely re-arranged and new floors were added. Prior to that time the floor arrangement was as follows:
  • The first floor contained the leaderboards that were formerly found in The Hall of Records, The Collection Collection, and the newer special challenge path leaderboards.
  • The second floor contained the plaques that were formerly found in The Cannon Museum, but not The Knott Yeti Habitat.
  • The third floor contained the older special challenge path leaderboards.
  • The fourth floor contained even older special challenge path leaderboards as well as a few miscellaneous leaderboards.
  • The fifth floor contained additional older special challenge path leaderboards as well as the yearly ascension leaderboards from 2015 onwards.

References

• The message displayed when a player tries to go above the fifth floor is a reference to Charlie and the Great Glass Elevator, a children's book by Roald Dahl, in which a glass elevator magically ascends through a building's roof and into outer space.
• The result displayed when a player tries to go below the first floor is a reference to the film Pee-Wee's Big Adventure.