The Krampus

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The Krampus
Monster ID 2008
Locations Crimbo's Hat
Hit Points 75% of Defense
Attack Player's Moxie + 20
Defense Player's Muscle + 20
Initiative 0
Meat None
Phylum demon
Elements None
Resistance  ?
Monster Parts body, head, horn, tail
Drops
Krampus Horn, chakra sludge, chakra sludge, chakra sludge, chakra sludge, chakra sludge, chakra sludge, chakra sludge, chakra sludge
Manuel Entry
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The Krampus You're fighting The Krampus

As you reach toward the flickering violet light of Uncle Crimbo's Hat chakra, a howl of rage behind you kicks on your dodging instincts. You jump aside, and narrowly avoid a flaying from a handful of razor-sharp claws.

The beast in question is a demon of the old-school standard -- a wiry black-haired goat-man, with long curving horns and fire in his eyes. And also, you notice, Uncle Crimbo's pointy red hat hanging from one of his horns.

"Interloper!" it howls. "I will not permit this!"

"You must be the Krampus," you say. "I suppose it was inevitable that you'd show up eventually. So you're trying to stop Uncle Crimbo from reaching his final enlightenment or whatever? What's your beef?"

The demon shrugs. "I hate him and want him to fail?"

"That's it?"

"Yeah, sorry. If you were expecting some tragic heartbreaking backstory or something: nope. I'm an irredeemable creature of hate and malice and that's pretty much the long and short of it."

"Well, that makes things simpler, at least."

Hit Message(s):

The Krampus crams his claws into your face, or "puss" as an old-timey vaudevillian might say. Ooh! Ouch! Ouch!

The Krampus stabs you with its claws, filling your <throat> with ho ho holes. Ouch! Ugh! Ow!

Critical Hit Message:

The Krampus, unexpectedly, gives you a present. You unwrap the box and find your own still-beating heart inside. (CRITICAL HIT!) Eek! Eek! Ugh!

Miss Message(s):

The Krampus tries to rake you with its claws, but it's really more snow shovel weather. ugh

The Krampus slashes your <shoulder> to ribbons, and not the festive gift-wrapping kind.[sic]?

Fumble Message:

"You're sure?" you ask. "No backstory at all?"

"What do you want to hear? I got coal in my stocking and I'm out for revenge? I'm a demon, bud. We get assigned to different things like angels do, and my job is is to screw up Crimbo. It ain't complex." (FUMBLE!)


After Combat

Krampushorn.gifYou acquire an item: Krampus Horn (100% chance)*
Ragwad.gifYou acquire an item: chakra sludge (100% chance)*
Ragwad.gifYou acquire an item: chakra sludge (100% chance)*
Ragwad.gifYou acquire an item: chakra sludge (100% chance)*
Ragwad.gifYou acquire an item: chakra sludge (100% chance)*
Ragwad.gifYou acquire an item: chakra sludge (100% chance)*
Ragwad.gifYou acquire an item: chakra sludge (100% chance)*
Ragwad.gifYou acquire an item: chakra sludge (100% chance)*
Ragwad.gifYou acquire an item: chakra sludge (100% chance)*

Leads to Krampus Defeated


Occurs at Crimbo's Hat, immediately after the combat that reaches 100% cleanliness.

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