Dispensary

You approach the window, and a gruff voice calls out "Password?"

"FARQUAR!"

"Whaddya want?"

Items Sold

Item:		Price:

— Harmless Chemicals —

	Knob Goblin seltzer	80 Meat
	Knob Goblin stink bomb	130 Meat
	Knob Goblin sharpening spray	230 Meat
	Knob Goblin steroids	250 Meat
	Knob Goblin love potion	170 Meat

— The Harder Stuff —

	Knob Goblin nasal spray	150 Meat
	Knob Goblin eyedrops	200 Meat
	Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray	250 Meat
	Knob Goblin learning pill	300 Meat

You approach the window of the dispensary, and a gruff voice calls out "Password?"

"Umm..." you reply.

"Guards!" shouts the voice. To summon some guards. Who beat you up.

You lose 20 hit points.

The Dispensary is located in Cobb's Knob Laboratories

You can find out the password here. (Must be relearned on ascension)
Unlike the old version of the Dispensary, you are not required to be wearing or even own the Knob Goblin Elite Guard Uniform if you know the password.
The items under 'harder stuff' each take up 1 spleen per use.

Refer to this handy table for effects and duration:

Item	Effect Name	Duration	Effect
Knob Goblin sharpening spray	Sharp Weapon	5 adventures	+3-5 to weapon damage
Knob Goblin steroids	Steroid Boost	5 adventures	+2 Muscle (also, lose 15 Moxie Substat)
Knob Goblin love potion	Knob Goblin Lust Frenzy	5 adventures	+2 Moxie (also, lose 11-19 Muscle Substat)
Knob Goblin nasal spray	Wasabi Sinuses	30 adventures	+40% Meat drops, -20% Item drops, -1 Stats Per Fight
Knob Goblin eyedrops	Peeled Eyeballs	30 adventures	+20% Item drops, -30% Meat drops, -1 Stats Per Fight
Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray	Heavy Petting	30 adventures	+5 Familiar Weight, -10% from All Stats
Knob Goblin learning pill	Big Veiny Brain	30 adventures	+3 Stats Per Fight, -10% Meat drops, -5% Item drops

Prior to December 31, 2018, the nasal spray, eyedrops, pet-buffing spray and learning pill were 10 turn potions instead of 30 turn spleen items, and were mixed together with the other items without categorization.