The Jokester
| The Jokester | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 1898 |
| Locations | JokesterCo |
| Hit Points | 200 |
| Attack | ? |
| Defense | unknown |
| Initiative | 0 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | dude |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | None |
| Monster Parts | Indeterminate |
| Manuel | tube of villain white |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting The JokesterHere it is, the final* battle against your greatest nemesis, The Jokester. It's plain to anyone who looks at him that he's pure evil, since he looks like a shark had a baby with a clown and then sent it to be raised by hyenas. Sometimes his insane schemes (invariably equal parts malicious and ridiculous) make you wish you didn't have a rule against killing. Sometimes you think if you did kill him, he would regard it as his greatest victory against you.
God, he's such a jerk.
* Until the next one.
Hit Message(s):
The Jokester demonstrates how he's upgraded his high-powered electric hand-buzzer into brass knuckles.
The Jokester hits you with a crowbar, and a little flag pops out of it that says "BONK". A little flag also pops out of your mouth, reading "Ow!"... how did he do that?
The Jokester smashes a capsule of laughing gas in your face, and pummels you while you're trying to regain control of your breathing. It isn't very funny.
The Jokester strangles you with a string of brightly-colored flags he pulls out of his sleeve.
The Jokester pulls a can of peanut brittle out of his pocket, and launches a half-dozen live vipers out of it.
 | You lose 30 hit points. |
 | You acquire an item: tube of villain white (100% chance)* |
Occurs at JokesterCo.
