The Jokester

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The Jokester
Monster ID 1898
Locations JokesterCo
Hit Points 200
Attack  ?
Defense unknown
Initiative 0
Meat None
Phylum dude
Elements None
Resistance None
Monster Parts
Manuel tube of villain white
Manuel Entry
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The Jokester You're fighting The Jokester

Here it is, the final* battle against your greatest nemesis, The Jokester. It's plain to anyone who looks at him that he's pure evil, since he looks like a shark had a baby with a clown and then sent it to be raised by hyenas. Sometimes his insane schemes (invariably equal parts malicious and ridiculous) make you wish you didn't have a rule against killing. Sometimes you think if you did kill him, he would regard it as his greatest victory against you.

God, he's such a jerk.

* Until the next one.

Hit Message(s):

The Jokester demonstrates how he's upgraded his high-powered electric hand-buzzer into brass knuckles.

The Jokester hits you with a crowbar, and a little flag pops out of it that says "BONK". A little flag also pops out of your mouth, reading "Ow!"... how did he do that?

The Jokester smashes a capsule of laughing gas in your face, and pummels you while you're trying to regain control of your breathing. It isn't very funny.

The Jokester strangles you with a string of brightly-colored flags he pulls out of his sleeve.

The Jokester pulls a can of peanut brittle out of his pocket, and launches a half-dozen live vipers out of it.

HPYou lose 30 hit points.

After Combat

Tube.gifYou acquire an item: tube of villain white (100% chance)*
And then...

Occurs at JokesterCo.