The Horror... (Orcish Frat House)

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The Horror...
The Horror...

A stack of beer cans falls over in the corner of the room; you clear away the wreckage to find, unexpectedly, a turtle! It appears rather hard done by, not just from the Greek letters painted on its shell, but from the rictus grin and thousand-yard stare on its face. This is a turtle who has seen too much that cannot be unseen.


Rescue the turtle
You start to gently pick up the turtle, when a voice behind you shouts "Hey bra! Hands off of our mascot!"
It is, of course, an Orcish frat boy. You casually backhand him, knocking him out cold, then carry the grinning turtle out of this terrible place.
Grinturtle.gifYou acquire an item: grinning turtle
or
You start to gently pick up the turtle, when a voice behind you shouts "Hey bra! Hands off of our mascot!"
It is, of course, an Orcish frat boy. You casually backhand him, knocking him out cold, but the scuffle evidently scares the turtle off, because when you turn around it's nowhere to be found.

Occurs at the Orcish Frat House as a Turtle Tamer.

Notes

  • Does not consume an adventure.
  • You can only tame up to three grinning turtles per ascension.

History

You start to gently pick up the turtle, when a voice behind you shouts "Hey bra! Hands off of our mascot!"

It is, of course, an Orcish frat boy. You casually club him over the head with your turtling rod, knocking him out cold, then carry the grinning turtle out of this terrible place.
You start to gently pick up the turtle, when a voice behind you shouts "Hey bra! Hands off of our mascot!"

It is, of course, an Orcish frat boy. By the time you've finished dealing with him, though, the turtle has vanished.
  • Trying to tame more than 3 led to:
You start to gently pick up the turtle, when a voice behind you shouts "Hey bra! Hands off of our mascot!"

It is, of course, an Orcish frat boy. You casually club him over the head with your turtling rod, knocking him out cold, but the scuffle evidently scares the turtle off, because when you turn around it's nowhere to be found.

References

  • The sentence "This is a turtle who has seen too much that cannot be unseen." is a reference to a popular lolcat image.