The Hippy Camp

The Hippy Camp
Location	The Mysterious Island of Mystery
	Undisguised	In Disguise
Zone Num	26	65
Unlocks	With dingy dinghy	With Filthy Hippy Disguise or War Hippy Fatigues
Min Stat	30	30
Combat %	85	0
ML	39 - 41	- - -
Terrain	outdoor	outdoor
Special adventures
Clover	The Latest Sorcerous Developments	A Case of the Baskets
Turtle	Turtles All The Way Around	Turtles All The Way Around
Bad Moon	Better Dread Than Dead	Drumroll, Please
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The Hippy Camp is an adventure location found in The Mysterious Island of Mystery.

A primary stat of 30 is suggested. If your main stat isn't high enough, you'll see the following message:

Too... many... hippies...

Not... strong enough... To go on...

(It is recommended that you have at least 30 <mainstat> to adventure here.)

Visiting the Camp in the Filthy Hippy Disguise and War Hippy Fatigues outfit will yield a different set of adventures from those while not disguised.

Once you start the Mysterious Island Quest, you will get a different set of adventures. See The Hippy Camp (Verge of War) or The Hippy Camp (Wartime).

Undisguised

Combat Adventures

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crusty hippy -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: filthy corduroys, filthy knitted dread sack, hippy bongo, reodorant, windchimes, Spanish flyq Meat Drop: None Monster Level: 41 • Substat Gain: 10.25 • Moxie for No Hit*: 51 Monster Defense: 36 Hit Points: 30 Initiative: 60 Elemental Alignment: stench, weak against cold and sleaze Note: The Spanish fly only drops with a Spanish fly trap equipped.

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crusty hippy jewelry maker -- (edit metadata)

Item Drops: beach glass bead, clay peace-sign bead, filthy corduroys, filthy knitted dread sack, hemp string, hippy bongo, phat turquoise bead, reodorant, Spanish flyq Meat Drop: None Monster Level: 41 • Substat Gain: 10.25 • Moxie for No Hit*: 51 Monster Defense: 36 Hit Points: 30 Initiative: 70 Elemental Alignment: stench, weak against cold and sleaze Note: The Spanish fly only drops with a Spanish fly trap equipped.

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crusty hippy Vegan chef -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: filthy corduroys, filthy knitted dread sack, filthy pestle, herbs, hippy bongo, reodorant, Spanish flyq Meat Drop: None Monster Level: 41 • Substat Gain: 10.25 • Moxie for No Hit*: 51 Monster Defense: 36 Hit Points: 30 Initiative: 70 Elemental Alignment: stench, weak against cold and sleaze Note: The Spanish fly only drops with a Spanish fly trap equipped.

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dirty hippy -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots, filthy corduroys, filthy knitted dread sack, hippy bongo, reodorant, Spanish flyq Meat Drop: None Monster Level: 40 • Substat Gain: 10 • Moxie for No Hit*: 50 Monster Defense: 36 Hit Points: 30 Initiative: 70 Elemental Alignment: stench, weak against cold and sleaze Note: The Spanish fly only drops with a Spanish fly trap equipped.

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dirty hippy jewelry maker -- (edit metadata)

Item Drops: beach glass bead, clay peace-sign bead, filthy corduroys, filthy knitted dread sack, hemp string, hippy bongo, phat turquoise bead, reodorant, Spanish flyq Meat Drop: None Monster Level: 40 • Substat Gain: 10 • Moxie for No Hit*: 50 Monster Defense: 36 Hit Points: 30 Initiative: 70 Elemental Alignment: stench, weak against cold and sleaze Note: The Spanish fly only drops with a Spanish fly trap equipped.

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dirty hippy Vegan chef -- (edit metadata)

Item Drops: carob chunks, double-barreled sling, filthy corduroys, filthy knitted dread sack, filthy pestle, reodorant, Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix, Spanish flyq Meat Drop: None Monster Level: 40 • Substat Gain: 10 • Moxie for No Hit*: 50 Monster Defense: 36 Hit Points: 30 Initiative: 70 Elemental Alignment: stench, weak against cold and sleaze Note: The Spanish fly only drops with a Spanish fly trap equipped.

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filthy hippy -- (edit metadata)

Item Drops: decorative fountain, double-barreled sling, filthy corduroys, filthy knitted dread sack, patchouli incense stick, reodorant, tambourine bells, Spanish flyq, greasy dreadlockb Meat Drop: None Monster Level: 39 • Substat Gain: 9.75 • Moxie for No Hit*: 49 Monster Defense: 35 Hit Points: 30 Initiative: 70 Elemental Alignment: stench, weak against cold and sleaze Note: The Spanish fly only drops with a Spanish fly trap equipped.

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filthy hippy jewelry maker -- (edit metadata)

Item Drops: beach glass bead, clay peace-sign bead, filthy corduroys, filthy knitted dread sack, hemp string, phat turquoise bead, patchouli incense stick, reodorant, double-barreled sling, Spanish flyq, greasy dreadlockb Meat Drop: None Monster Level: 39 • Substat Gain: 9.75 • Moxie for No Hit*: 49 Monster Defense: 35 Hit Points: 30 Initiative: 70 Elemental Alignment: stench, weak against cold and sleaze Note: The Spanish fly only drops with a Spanish fly trap equipped.

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filthy hippy Vegan chef -- (edit metadata)

Item Drops: double-barreled sling, filthy corduroys, filthy knitted dread sack, filthy pestle, patchouli incense stick, reodorant, tambourine bells, wad of tofu, Spanish flyq, greasy dreadlockb Meat Drop: None Monster Level: 39 • Substat Gain: 9.75 • Moxie for No Hit*: 49 Monster Defense: 35 Hit Points: 30 Initiative: 70 Elemental Alignment: stench, weak against cold and sleaze Note: The Spanish fly only drops with a Spanish fly trap equipped.

Non-combat Adventures

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Peace Wants Love
	Agree to take his clothes: filthy corduroys Say "No thanks.": filthy knitted dread sack Ask if he had anything in his pockets: Gain 210-300 Meat Note: Occurs on or after level 9 if you do not have the outfit.

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An Inconvenient Truth
	Check out the clothing: filthy knitted dread sack Avert your eyes: filthy corduroys Flee in terror before your brain cracks: Gain 207-296 Meat Note: Occurs on or after level 9 if you do not have the outfit.

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Getting Ahead in Life
	Item Drops: filthy knitted dread sack Note: Occurs on or after level 9 if you do not have the outfit.

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Hippy Birthday to You
	Item Drops: filthy corduroys Note: Occurs on or after level 9 if you do not have the outfit.

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The Latest Sorcerous Developments
	Item Drops: teeny-tiny magic scroll Note: This adventure is triggered whenever you adventure here while feeling Lucky!.

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Seal Taint in the Soiled Tent
	Item Drops: figurine of a stinking seal Note: Occurs only for Seal Clubbers.

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Turtles All The Way Around
	Item Drops: syncopated turtle Note: The turtle drops only with a turtling rod equipped. Note: A Turtle Taming adventure (Turtle Tamer only).

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Ethereal Koi Blossom, the Hippy Vegan Chef
	Note: A one-time adventure. Note: Occurs during the Going Postal quest.

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Ethereal Koi Blossom, the Hippy Vegan Chef
	Item Drops: cup of strong herbal tea Note: A one-time adventure. Note: Occurs during the Going Postal quest.

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Better Dread Than Dead
	Effects: Dreadlocked (10 turns) Note: Bad Moon only.

In Disguise

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Bug Zapper
	Substat Gain: 15 Magicalness

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Ecosabotage
	Substat Gain: 15 Mysteriousness

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Filthy Pinko Hippy
	Item Drops: filthy hippy poncho Note: Does not occur unless you have the Torso Awaregness skill.

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Fluffy is Missing!
	Substat Gain: 17 Mysteriousness

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Games Hippies Play
	Substat Gain: 17 Wizardliness

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The Gift of Gag
	Item Drops: vial of patchouli oil

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The Hennamaster
	Item Drops: henna tattoo

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Hippies in the Mist
	Substat Gain: 15 Enchantedness

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Hooray! A Stupid Drum Circle!
	Substat Gain: 16 Wizardliness

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The Old Switcheroo
	Substat Gain: 16 Enchantedness

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What's Brown and Sounds Like a Parrot?
	Item Drops: jug-o-magicalness, secret blend of herbs and spices, wad of tofu

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Where There's Smoke... (Hippy Camp)
	Substat Gain: 20 Wizardliness Effects: Confused (3 turns)

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Your Favorite Joke
	Substat Gain: 19 Wizardliness Note: Lose 5 HP.

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A Case of the Baskets
	Item Drops: fruit basket Note: This adventure is triggered whenever you adventure here while feeling Lucky!.

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Drumroll, Please
	Effects: Drummed Out (10 turns) Note: Bad Moon only.

References

• The message you get when your main stat isn't high enough ("Too... many... hippies... Not... strong enough... to go on...") is a reference to South Park's Eric Cartman, who hates hippies. In fact, a number of references are made to this in The Hippy Camp; for example, the text of Hippies in the Mist contains a direct quote from Cartman.