The Haiku Dungeon

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The Haiku Dungeon
The Haiku Dungeon
Zone Num 138
Location The Dungeoneers' Association
Unlocks Open by default
Recom Stat 5
Combat % 90
Quests Most Extreme Haiku Challenge
ML 3 - 4
Terrain underground
Special Adventures
Lucky none
Turtle Turtle in peril
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The Haiku Dungeon is one of the dungeons in The Dungeoneers' Association.

All messages in the dungeon are in haiku. See Haiku combat for generic combat messages.

A primary stat of 5 is suggested. If your main stat isn't high enough, you'll see the following message:

Darkened corridors
filled with all manner of threats.
Spring rain in your pants.
(It is recommended that you have at least 5 <mainstat> to adventure here.)

Combat Adventures

amateur ninja This monster is a Dude -- (edit metadata)

ancient insane monk This monster is a Dude -- (edit metadata)

Ferocious bugbear This monster is a Beast -- (edit metadata)
  • Item Drops: bugbear bungguard, bugbear beanie
  • Meat Drop: 16-24
  • Monster Level: 3 • Substat Gain: 1 • Moxie for No Hit*: 13
  • Monster Defense: 2
  • Hit Points: 5
  • Initiative: 50
  • Elemental Alignment: None

gelatinous cube This monster is a Slime -- (edit metadata)

Knob Goblin poseur This monster is a Goblin -- (edit metadata)
Kg poseur.gif

Non-combat Adventures

Gravy Fairy Ring
Gravy Fairy Ring
  • Gaffle some mushrooms: Obtain 2-3 mushrooms
  • Take some gravy instead, or: Obtain a fairy gravy boat
  • Leave the ring alone: Ends adventure

Turtle.gif Turtle in peril

Paperclip.gif Haiku Dungeon in the It's About Damn Time

Wosp fist.gif Five Deadly Syllables‎
Wosp scroll.gif


  • The various "Haiku Dungeon in the <season>" adventures may allude to most Japanese haiku being about seasons and nature.


  • Mr Skullhead mentioned on Radio KoL on July 23, 2007 that the Haiku Dungeon was being worked on and revamped, as it was originally created before Asymmetric was formed, by a person who is no longer with the company. On August 29, 2008, the revamp went into effect. Retired adventures can be seen here.