The Gnomish Micromicrobrewery

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Welcome to the Gnomish Micromicrobrewery, Tall One. I'll bet you'd enjoy a Cold One.

This is a store where you can buy drinks. Be forewarned, any drinks you buy are consumed immediately.

Located in Desert Beach at The Gnomish Gnomad Camp.

Items Sold

Regular Libations:
	Petite Porter (50 Meat, 3 drunkenness, 3-5 Adventures)
	Scrawny Stout (75 Meat, 3 drunkenness, 3-6 Adventures)
	Infinitesimal IPA (100 Meat, 3 drunkenness, 3-8 Adventures)

Today's Special:
(only one of the following will be available each day)
	accidental cider (105 Meat)
	Afternoon Delight (300 Meat)
	backwoods screwdriver (105 Meat)
	banana daiquiri (30 Meat)
	Barulio's bottle (120 Meat)
	beavermouth (90 Meat)
	bilge wine (195 Meat)
	black & tan (120 Meat)
	Blackfly Chardonnay (120 Meat)
	bloody beer (180 Meat)
	bloody mary (195 Meat)
	booze-soaked cherry (120 Meat)
	bottle of Calcutta Emerald (210 Meat)
	bottle of cooking sherry (105 Meat)
	bottle of Definit (210 Meat)
	bottle of Domesticated Turkey (210 Meat)
	bottle of fruity "wine" (30 Meat)
	bottle of gin (105 Meat)
	bottle of Jorge Sinsonte (210 Meat)
	bottle of Lieutenant Freeman (210 Meat)
	bottle of Ooze-O (225 Meat)
	bottle of Pete's Sake (210 Meat)
	bottle of popskull (105 Meat)
	bottle of rum (105 Meat)
	bottle of sake (105 Meat)
	bottle of tequila (105 Meat)
	bottle of vodka (105 Meat)
	bottle of whiskey (105 Meat)
	boxed champagne (210 Meat)
	boxed wine (105 Meat)
	Breakfast Blast wine cooler (75 Meat)
	bungle in the jungle (75 Meat)
	cabooze (30 Meat)
	caipifruta (390 Meat)
	can of the cheapest beer (15 Meat)
	cheap Chinese beer (75 Meat)
	Cherrytastrophe wine cooler (75 Meat)
	Citrus Crush wine cooler (75 Meat)
	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau (174 Meat)
	corpsebite (150 Meat)
	cream stout (165 Meat)
	CSA cheerfulness ration (69 Meat)
	CSA scoutmaster's "water" (69 Meat)
	day-old beer (15 Meat)
	Doc's Smartifying Wine (10 Meat)
	dry martini (270 Meat)
	dry vodka martini (270 Meat)
	DUFRESNE Suds (300 Meat)
	eggnog (147 Meat)
	especially salty dog (462 Meat)
	extra-spicy bloody mary (198 Meat)
	Fantasma en la Máquina (39 Meat)
	fine wine (192 Meat)
	flask of port (897 Meat)
	flute of flat champagne (258 Meat)
	fountain 'soda' (30 Meat)
	gibson (390 Meat)
	gin and tonic (390 Meat)
	gin-soaked blotter paper (120 Meat)
	gingerbread wine (63 Meat)
	Gold Velvet™ whiskey (111 Meat)
	green beer (300 Meat, always appears on St. Sneaky Pete's Day)
	Green Manalishi (96 Meat)
	grog (234 Meat)
	haunted bottle of vodka (150 Meat)
	haunted eggnog (195 Meat)
	haunted martini (240 Meat)
	honey mead (120 Meat)
	hot watered rum (15 Meat)
	hot mint schnocolate (15 Meat)
	ice-cold fotie (120 Meat)
	ice-cold Sir Schlitz (90 Meat)
	ice-cold Willer (90 Meat)
	Imp Ale (75 Meat)
	junk yard (195 Meat)
	kamicorpse-ee (150 Meat)
	La Fantasma y La Oscuridad (39 Meat)
	lavawater (132 Meat)
	lumbering jack (270 Meat)
	Mad Train wine (87 Meat)
	margarita (195 Meat)
	martini (195 Meat)
	martiny (90 Meat)
	McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade (15 Meat)
	Middle of the Road™ brand whiskey (90 Meat)
	mimosette (390 Meat)
	monkey wrench (195 Meat)
	moonberry wine cooler (66 Meat)
	Moonthril Schnapps (600 Meat)
	Morlock's Mark Bourbon (300 Meat)
	nanite-infested eggnog (147 Meat)
	natto-infused sake (15 Meat)
	old-fashioned (270 Meat)
	Orangemageddon wine cooler (75 Meat)
	overpriced "imported" beer (75 Meat)
	papaya sling (171 Meat)
	parisian cathouse (390 Meat)
	plain old beer (30 Meat)
	pixel whiskey (90 Meat)
	plastic cup of beer (30 Meat)
	plum wine (525 Meat)
	premium malt liquor (75 Meat)
	purple corpsel (150 Meat)
	rabbit punch (390 Meat)
	Radberry Rip wine cooler (75 Meat)
	Ram's Face Lager (165 Meat)
	red rum (90 Meat)
	red-headed corpse (150 Meat)
	redrum (180 Meat)
	regular-size brogurt (150 Meat)
	rodeo whiskey (120 Meat)
	Rompedores de Fantasmas (39 Meat)
	rum and cola (225 Meat)
	Russian Ice (45 Meat)
	Saison du Lune (300 Meat)
	salty dog (195 Meat)
	sangria (270 Meat)
	screwdriver (195 Meat)
	shot of blackberry schnapps (195 Meat)
	shot of flower schnapps (360 Meat)
	shot of grapefruit schnapps (360 Meat)
	shot of orange schnapps (360 Meat)
	Shot of Kardashian Gin (300 Meat)
	shot of peach schnapps (525 Meat)
	shot of pear schnapps (525 Meat)
	shot of rotgut (150 Meat)
	shot of tomato schnapps (360 Meat)
	single swig of vodka (60 Meat)
	slap and slap again (183 Meat)
	snifter of thoroughly aged brandy (102 Meat)
	space wine (150 Meat)
	spiced rum (105 Meat)
	spooky eggnog (147 Meat)
	stepmom's booze (30 Meat)
	strawberry daiquiri (195 Meat)
	strawberry wine (195 Meat)
	Supernova Champagne (540 Meat)
	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita (45 Meat)
	teqiwila (390 Meat)
	tequila sunrise (195 Meat)
	tequila sunset (390 Meat)
	tequila with training wheels (270 Meat)
	tobiko-infused sake (15 Meat)
	Typical Tavern swill (195 Meat)
	unnamed cocktail (108 Meat)
	unflavored wine cooler (75 Meat)
	used beer (150 Meat)
	vodka and cranberry (180 Meat)
	vodka and tonic (390 Meat)
	vodka gibson (390 Meat)
	vodka martini (195 Meat)
	wasabi-infused sake (15 Meat)
	water purification pills (69 Meat)
	wax booze (30 Meat)
	whiskey and cola (222 Meat)
	whiskey and soda (195 Meat)
	whiskey bittersweet (390 Meat)
	whiskey sour (195 Meat)
	white Canadian (159 Meat)
	White Hyborian (162 Meat)
	white lightning (45 Meat)
	white Xanadian (150 Meat)
	wine spritzer (195 Meat)
	world's most unappetizing beverage (12 Meat)
	zmobie (390 Meat)

Notes

• Daily specials are randomly selected each day and sell for three times the item's auto-sell price. This is generally much less than what you would pay for it in the mall.
• While some of the daily specials are surprisingly good and cheap, none of the truly top-notch drinks, like those made using Advanced Cocktailcrafting (possibly made from Superhuman Cocktailcrafting drinks) or tiny plastic swords, are ever sold. With one exception: bungle in the jungle requires Advanced Cocktailcrafting, yet is regularly sold here.
• Since the booze is consumed immediately, Teetotalers and Oxygenarians are not allowed to purchase drinks here.
• Level requirements still apply to booze available here; you are not able to purchase drinks that you don't meet the level requirements for.
• The LARP membership card gives you a 10% discount on drinks bought here, including the daily special.
• Closed in a Zombie Slayer run:

Uh Oh!

The Gnomish Microbrewery is pretty much destroyed. If you were really really desperate for a drink, you could maybe suck on one of the broken still pipes, but chances are some other zombie has already thought of that, and that would be super gross.

• G-less drinks are still able to be consumed here during a G-Lover run.
• Daily specials are not subject to Standard restrictions, and may be consumed regardless.