The Glacier of Jerks

The Glacier of Jerks is found in The Suburbs of Dis, which is located in The Nearby Plains (if you have the effect Dis Abled).

Combat Adventures

Brock "Rocky" Flox -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: dangerous jerkcicle, pink-belly slapper Meat Drop: None Monster Level: Player's Moxie+2 (min 10, max 150) • Substat Gain: unknown • Moxie for No Hit:* Player's Moxie+2 (min 10, max 150) Monster Defense: Player's Muscle+2 (min 10, max 150) Hit Points: 75% of Monster Defense Initiative: 50 Elemental Alignment: None

Dolores D. Smiley -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: dangerous jerkcicle, desktop zen garden Meat Drop: None Monster Level: Player's Moxie+2 (min 10, max 150) • Substat Gain: unknown • Moxie for No Hit:* Player's Moxie+2 (min 10, max 150) Monster Defense: Player's Muscle+2 (min 10, max 150) Hit Points: 75% of Monster Defense Initiative: 50 Elemental Alignment: None

Hugo Von Douchington -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: dangerous jerkcicle, half-empty carton of milk Meat Drop: None Monster Level: Player's Moxie+2 (min 10, max 150) • Substat Gain: unknown • Moxie for No Hit:* Player's Moxie+2 (min 10, max 150) Monster Defense: Player's Muscle+2 (min 10, max 150) Hit Points: 75% of Monster Defense Initiative: 50 Elemental Alignment: None

Vivian Vibrian Vumian Varr -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: dangerous jerkcicle, dangerous jerkcicle, Vivian's Vitamin Meat Drop: None Monster Level: Player's Moxie+2 (min 10, max 150) • Substat Gain: unknown • Moxie for No Hit:* Player's Moxie+2 (min 10, max 150) Monster Defense: Player's Muscle+2 (min 10, max 150) Hit Points: 75% of Monster Defense Initiative: 50 Elemental Alignment: None

Wacky Zack Flacky -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: dangerous jerkcicle, dangerous jerkcicle, glass of warm water Meat Drop: None Monster Level: Player's Moxie+2 (min 10, max 150) • Substat Gain: unknown • Moxie for No Hit:* Player's Moxie+2 (min 10, max 150) Monster Defense: Player's Muscle+2 (min 10, max 150) Hit Points: 75% of Monster Defense Initiative: 50 Elemental Alignment: None

Mammon the Elephant -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: avarice stone Meat Drop: None Monster Level: 150 • Substat Gain: 37.5 • Moxie for No Hit:* 160 Monster Defense: 135 Hit Points: 50000 Initiative: 150 Elemental Alignment: None Damage Resistance: ?? percent

The Large-Bellied Snitch -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: gluttonous stone Meat Drop: None Monster Level: 150 • Substat Gain: 37.5 • Moxie for No Hit:* 160 Monster Defense: 135 Hit Points: 10000 Initiative: 150 Elemental Alignment: None Damage Resistance: ??? percent

You May Be on Thin Ice
	Fight Back Your Chills: Stops the adventure from occurring, next non-combat will be Some Sounds Most Unnerving. Run for the Hills: Nothing. (Allows you to delay the mini-boss encounters). Note: Occurs only if you do not have a gluttonous stone or an avarice stone, and you have not picked "Fight Back Your Chills". Note: Does not cost an adventure.

Some Sounds Most Unnerving
	Infernal Pachyderms Sound Pretty Neat: Causes Mammon the Elephant to appear in the zone. Perhaps The Brunch Demon Has Something To Eat?: Causes The Large-Bellied Snitch to appear in the zone. Note: Only occurs once after choosing to "Fight Back Your Chills" in You May Be on Thin Ice. Note: Does not cost an adventure.

One More Demon to Slay

Sure! I'll be wearing its guts like a wreath!: Stops the adventure from occurring, causes the remaining mini-boss to appear, Mammon the Elephant or The Large-Bellied Snitch, depending on who you defeated previously.
For now I think I'll leave my sword in its sheath!: Nothing. (Allows you to delay the mini-boss encounters).
Note: Only occurs if you have a gluttonous stone or an avarice stone but not both, and no mini-bosses are currently in the zone.
Note: Does not cost an adventure.

In The Divine Comedy, traitors are trapped in a river of ice in the deepest level of Hell.