The Glacier of Jerks

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The Glacier of Jerks
Dis container.gif
Zone Num 279
Location The Suburbs of Dis
Unlocks Dis Abled effect
Recom Stat 0
Combat %
ML Scales with player's stats
Terrain outdoor
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The Glacier of Jerks is found in The Suburbs of Dis, which is located in The Nearby Plains (if you have the effect Dis Abled).

Combat Adventures


Brock "Rocky" Flox This monster is a Dude -- (edit metadata)
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  • Item Drops: dangerous jerkcicle, pink-belly slapper
  • Meat Drop: None
  • Monster Level: Player's Moxie+2 (min 10, max 150) • Substat Gain: unknownMoxie for No Hit*: Player's Moxie+2 (min 10, max 150)
  • Monster Defense: Player's Muscle+2 (min 10, max 150)
  • Hit Points: 75% of Monster Defense
  • Initiative: 50
  • Elemental Alignment: None

Dolores D. Smiley This monster is a Dude -- (edit metadata)
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  • Item Drops: dangerous jerkcicle, desktop zen garden
  • Meat Drop: None
  • Monster Level: Player's Moxie+2 (min 10, max 150) • Substat Gain: unknownMoxie for No Hit*: Player's Moxie+2 (min 10, max 150)
  • Monster Defense: Player's Muscle+2 (min 10, max 150)
  • Hit Points: 75% of Monster Defense
  • Initiative: 50
  • Elemental Alignment: None

Hugo Von Douchington This monster is a Dude -- (edit metadata)
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  • Item Drops: dangerous jerkcicle, half-empty carton of milk
  • Meat Drop: None
  • Monster Level: Player's Moxie+2 (min 10, max 150) • Substat Gain: unknownMoxie for No Hit*: Player's Moxie+2 (min 10, max 150)
  • Monster Defense: Player's Muscle+2 (min 10, max 150)
  • Hit Points: 75% of Monster Defense
  • Initiative: 50
  • Elemental Alignment: None

Vivian Vibrian Vumian Varr This monster is a Dude -- (edit metadata)
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  • Item Drops: dangerous jerkcicle, dangerous jerkcicle, Vivian's Vitamin
  • Meat Drop: None
  • Monster Level: Player's Moxie+2 (min 10, max 150) • Substat Gain: unknownMoxie for No Hit*: Player's Moxie+2 (min 10, max 150)
  • Monster Defense: Player's Muscle+2 (min 10, max 150)
  • Hit Points: 75% of Monster Defense
  • Initiative: 50
  • Elemental Alignment: None

Wacky Zack Flacky This monster is a Dude -- (edit metadata)
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  • Item Drops: dangerous jerkcicle, dangerous jerkcicle, glass of warm water
  • Meat Drop: None
  • Monster Level: Player's Moxie+2 (min 10, max 150) • Substat Gain: unknownMoxie for No Hit*: Player's Moxie+2 (min 10, max 150)
  • Monster Defense: Player's Muscle+2 (min 10, max 150)
  • Hit Points: 75% of Monster Defense
  • Initiative: 50
  • Elemental Alignment: None

Asterisk.gif Mammon the Elephant This monster is a Beast -- (edit metadata)
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  • Item Drops: avarice stone
  • Meat Drop: None
  • Monster Level: 150 • Substat Gain: 37.5 • Moxie for No Hit*: 160
  • Monster Defense: 135
  • Hit Points: 50000
  • Initiative: 150
  • Elemental Alignment: None
  • Damage Resistance: ?? percent

Asterisk.gif The Large-Bellied Snitch This monster is a Beast -- (edit metadata)
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  • Item Drops: gluttonous stone
  • Meat Drop: None
  • Monster Level: 150 • Substat Gain: 37.5 • Moxie for No Hit*: 160
  • Monster Defense: 135
  • Hit Points: 10000
  • Initiative: 150
  • Elemental Alignment: None
  • Damage Resistance: ??? percent

Non-Combat Adventures


You May Be on Thin Ice
You May Be on Thin Ice
  • Fight Back Your Chills: Stops the adventure from occurring, next non-combat will be Some Sounds Most Unnerving.
  • Run for the Hills: Nothing. (Allows you to delay the mini-boss encounters).
  • Note: Occurs only if you do not have a gluttonous stone or an avarice stone, and you have not picked "Fight Back Your Chills".
  • Note: Does not cost an adventure.

Some Sounds Most Unnerving
Some Sounds Most Unnerving

One More Demon to Slay
One More Demon to Slay
  • Sure! I'll be wearing its guts like a wreath!: Stops the adventure from occurring, causes the remaining mini-boss to appear, Mammon the Elephant or The Large-Bellied Snitch, depending on who you defeated previously.
  • For now I think I'll leave my sword in its sheath!: Nothing. (Allows you to delay the mini-boss encounters).
  • Note: Only occurs if you have a gluttonous stone or an avarice stone but not both, and no mini-bosses are currently in the zone.
  • Note: Does not cost an adventure.

References

  • In The Divine Comedy, traitors are trapped in a river of ice in the deepest level of Hell.