The General Store
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- For the similar named and now-defunct shop inside Degrassi Knoll, see General Store.
General Store runs The General Store in Market Square. The Store always has the beginner items you need, if you don't mind paying retail prices.
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General Store
Once, I was a hero of the Cola Wars. Now I wage war against high prices! |
Items Sold
Notes
- Sells Holiday Special! during December.
- Sells rain gear in a Heavy Rains run.
- Sells folders with a over-the-shoulder Folder Holder in your inventory (including closet or display case, but not Hagnk's).
- Sells oyster baskets on Oyster Egg Day for 300 Meat.
- Sells fireworks on Dependence Day for 300 Meat.
- Sold green rocket fireworks for 600 Meat on Dependence Day LII (when it was also St. Sneaky Pete's Day) as well as subsequent Dependence Days up until November 17, 2020.
- Sells party hats on the Festival of Jarlsberg for 300 Meat.
- Sells marshmallows on Yuletide for 100 Meat.
- Sells pool toys on Generic Summer Holiday for 300 Meat.
- Sells tot costumes if you have a Trick-or-Treating Tot.
- You may only purchase 1 Desert Bus pass. It will only be for sale if you haven't unlocked the Desert Beach by making a bitchin' meatcar.
- You can buy as many Dramatic™ ranges, Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kits or Familiar-Gro™ Terrariums as you like. You can, however, only buy them one at a time, since requesting more will only get you one.
- If you try to buy a negative amount of something:
- That isn't a reasonable number in this context. Thanks for trying, though.
- If you try to buy something without selecting it:
- Remember that time when you tried to buy something without actually specifying what you wanted to buy? That was awesome.
- In a Zombie Slayer run, the General is not around, but the store is still open:
- To say that the General Store is in disarray would be an understatement -- many of the shelves have broken or fallen over, and goods are scattered everywhere. Some zombies are shuffling around listlessly, making half-hearted attempts at scavenging, but unable to find anything that they actually want (since the General wasn't in the habit of stocking human brains).
- You feel a little uneasy at the prospect of just looting the General's merchandise, and decide to leave some Meat in the register.
- In a Nuclear Autumn run, the store is closed:
- There's a sign on the General Store that says "CLOSED DUE TO RADIATION" -- the General's PTSD must've kicked in when he saw the bombs fall.
History
- General Store replaced The Market on May 1, 2012, also acquiring sweet rims from The Hermit.
- Hatorade was sold here until August 6, 2012, when it was moved to the Snack Bar at Huggler Memorial Colosseum.
- General Store took over the distribution of dingy planks from The Hermitage on August 7, 2012.
- The spray paint was removed along with The Graffiti Wall on April 1st, 2019.
- The store had changed its layout on November 25, 2013. Before, it looked like this:
Item: | Price: | |
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Ben-Gal™ Balm | 24 Meat |
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glittery mascara | 24 Meat |
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hair spray | 24 Meat |
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fortune cookie | 40 Meat |
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beer cartilage | 50 Meat |
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chewing gum on a string | 50 Meat |
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spray paint | 50 Meat |
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fermenting powder | 70 Meat |
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soda water | 70 Meat |
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casino pass | 100 Meat |
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hermit permit | 100 Meat |
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magicalness-in-a-can | 200 Meat |
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moxie weed | 200 Meat |
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strongness elixir | 200 Meat |
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sweet rims | 300 Meat |
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party hat | 300 Meat* |
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dingy planks | 400 Meat |
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Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium | 500 Meat |
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Desert Bus pass | 5000 Meat* |
— Back to School! —* | ||
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folder (blue) | 10 Meat |
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folder (green) | 10 Meat |
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folder (red) | 10 Meat |
— For The Kitchen — | ||
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E-Z Cook™ oven | 50 Meat |
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My First Shaker™ | 50 Meat |
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Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit | 1,000 Meat |
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Dramatic™ range | 1,000 Meat |
— Fireworks! —* | ||
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M-242 | 300 Meat |
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snake | 300 Meat |
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sparkler | 300 Meat |
— Oyster Egg Day Special —* | ||
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oyster basket | 300 Meat |
— Pool Toys! —* | ||
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foam noodle | 300 Meat |
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inflatable duck | 300 Meat |
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water wings | 300 Meat |
— Yuletide Treats —* | ||
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marshmallow | 100 Meat |