The Den of Iquity
This would be a comfortably-appointed den, if your idea of comfort was a couch made of jagged scrap metal and an old black-and-white TV tuned to the static and shrieking channel.
But no wonder the television isn't working -- it looks like it's got an old metal pole from a clothesline where its antenna should be.
| Turn up the television |
- Once per ascension, if "Wash your hands" and "Bang the Hubcap" have already been done in the other two subzones and Doctor Oh, the Junksprite Boss has not already been fought:
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- Otherwise:
You turn up volume knob on the television until it breaks off, filling the entire underground complex with extremely annoying noise. So annoying, in fact, that you have no choice but to leave.
| Take the antenna |
You take the antenna, making the television's reception only slightly worse.
 | You acquire an item: old clothesline pole |
| Yank some wires out of the wall |
You tear a bunch of copper wires out of random holes in the patchwork metal walls. They probably weren't serving any important purpose, right?
 | You acquire an item: tangle of copper wire |
Occurs at Once More Unto the Junk.
Notes
- Turning up the television, if not triggering the boss fight, still consumes an adventure.
- You can only take the antenna once per ascension.
