The Crimbulmination (2)

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The Crimbulmination
The Crimbulmination

You blink, blearily. Everything around you looks gray, but... you try to pull yourself together, focus your nerves, focus your eyes. The monster's presence is like a crushing weight on your mind, but you squint and shake your head and you slowly regain the ability to comprehend what you see.

You see a hundred -- no, several hundred -- people in drab gray uniforms. "What gives you the right to rule us?" they demand, shouting at the monster in perfect unison. "The people will not stand for this oppression!" The creature roars and steps forward, and the ground shudders.

"Proletariat of the world -- UNITE!" they shout, with their fists upraised. After that you become even less sure about what you're seeing. At first, it seems like the Crimborg have started fighting themselves (themself?), with armlocks and grapples and various wrestling holds... but then you spot some human pyramids being formed, and more bodies climbing them, and then you stop even trying to understand and just watch dumbfounded as the masses of gray uniforms combine and link together into a single towering humanoid shape. A gigantic golem made of hundreds of living bodies connected by a single mind.

"WE ARE CRIMBORGATRON!" it shouts. "POWER TO THE PEOPLE!"

And then it pulls back a fist with fingers six feet long, and punches the elves' Earth Mother in the face.

Ahhhh!

Occurs when picking What? in The Crimbulmination (1).