The Crimbo Cartel

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When benevolent businessman Don Crimbo took over operation of Crimbo Town, he opened the Crimbo Cartel, where a wide variety of items could be had for a reasonable price.

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Liotta Mafalda, The Cartel Proprietor

Hey, ya mook, this ain't a library. You can look at the descriptions of this stuff real quick if you've gotta, but then buy something or vamoose, capisce?

You currently have X Crimbux.

• On December 28th, 2009:

Only three shopping days left before Crimbo Town fades back into the mists!

• On December 29th, 2009:

Only two shopping days left before Crimbo Town fades back into the mists!

• On December 30th, 2009:

Only one shopping day left before Crimbo Town fades back into the mist!

• On December 31st, 2009:

Crimbo Town is closing tonight -- this is your last chance to shop!

Items Sold

Item:		Price:
	battered Crimbo Crate	1
	dusty Crimbo crate	5
	sturdy Crimbo crate	10
	Crimbo wreath	100
	string of Crimbo lights	100
	plastic Crimbo reindeer	100
	gingerbread house	500
	leftover Crimbo rations	1,000
	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1	1,000
	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2	1,000
	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3	1,000
	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4	1,000
	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5	1,000
	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6	1,000
	snow hat	2,000
	snow belly	2,000
	snow pants	2,000
	pile of loose snow	5,000
	Crimbough	10,000

Notes

• Only one chapter of A Crimbo Carol is available to each class. Chapter 1 for Seal Clubbers, 2 for Turtle Tamers, 3 for Pastamancers, 4 for Saucerors, 5 for Disco Bandits, and 6 for Accordion Thieves.
• Everything is tradable except for the pieces to the Snowman Suit outfit.
• If you don't select an item, yet try to purchase something, it says "That item isn't sold here."
• The Cartel remains open for business after defeating Don Crimbo.

References

• The shopkeeper's name is a combination of two names associated with gangsters: actor Ray Liotta and Mafalda Capone, sister of Al Capone.