The Crackpot Mystic's Shed

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The Crackpot Mystic's Shed

The Crackpot Mystic's Shed lies in the Forest Village and is the home of the Crackpot Mystic. When you visit him, he tries to tell you his story...

Untinker.gif Well hello, young adventurer. You look like an intelligent sort.

Would you like to hear a tale of a mystical realm which lies outside the confines of both time and space?

No thanks, Mr. Crazy Man.
Well then. You can take your grounded-in-reality attitude and stuff it.
Good day and good day.

Sure, old man. Tell me all about it.
Then allow me to start my tale at the beginning, which is where tales should start, don't you think?
What we see of reality, here in the Kingdom, is but a fraction of what truly exists.
Long before the Times of Old, all was Void. And the Void was stumbled upon by an ancient race of trans-dimensional Beings.
I know not what they called themselves, but I call them "The Designers."
They created all that we see, through their mastery of a strange technology I refer to as "The Pixel."
Do you believe me, young adventurer?

Nope. I think you're insane.
Then I see I am wasting both of our time. I shall waste it no more. Jerk.

Against my better judgment, yes.
I knew you would...
I shall continue my tale, then.
Many years ago, I stumbled upon an artifact of great mystery and power. Its power is exceeded only by its mystery, and by manipulating it, I was able to move outside of the Kingdom, and into a sort of border realm between our world and the world of the Designers.
It is a strange and dangerous place, filled with an assortment of strange and dangerous creatures.
For years I fought with and defeated these creatures, and became skilled, to a certain extent, in the manipulation of the Pixel.
Alas, I have grown old. These brittle bones can no longer withstand the rigors of combat, and my supply of Pixels has dwindled to nothing.
Will you pick up the torch, Adventurer? Will you journey into this realm so that I may continue my studies?

I changed my mind. You're nuts.
Come back when you're less of a meanie.

Er, sure, I guess so...
This artifact, when equipped, will allow you to enter the 8-Bit Realm.
Unfortunately, I seem to have forgotten where the door to this realm lies.
Oh well, I'm sure you'll find it.
Transfunc.gifYou acquire an item: continuum transfunctioner

Items the Mystic Can Craft

Product black blue green red white brown yellow Type Effect
blue pixel potion
3 2 0 0 0 0 0 Usable Item Gain 50-80 MP
digital key
0 0 0 0 30 0 0 Opens one of the locks to The Naughty Sorceress' Tower Door
green pixel potion
4 0 3 0 0 0 0 Usable Item Gain 40-60 HP & 30-40 MP
monster bait
0 0 0 20 15 0 0 Accessory Combat Encounters +5%
pixel boomerang
10 20 0 0 10 0 0 Boomerang Power: 50, Items from Monsters +5%
pixel hat
0 0 15 0 10 0 0 Hat Power: 50, All Attributes +2
pixel pants
10 0 0 20 0 0 0 Pants Power: 50, HP/MP +10
pixel shield
10 0 0 20 10 0 0 Shield Damage Reduction: 3, Muscle +5
pixel sword
10 10 0 0 20 0 0 Sword Power: 50, Combat Initiative +15%
purple pixel pie
0 2 0 2 5 0 0 Food 3-6 Adventures, +12-18 each substat, (3 fullness)
red pixel potion
3 0 0 2 0 0 0 Usable Item Gain 100-120 HP
pixel whip
0 0 0 0 0 10 0 Whip Power: 10, All Attributes +3
white pixel
0 1 1 1 0 0 0 Used to make other pixel items
pixel coin
0 0 0 0 0 0 10 Sell it for 2,000 Meat
miniature power pill
0 0 0 0 0 0 15 Usable Item Pill Power (30 adventures)
pixel star
2 0 0 0 0 0 15 Potion Nigh-Invincible (30 adventures)
yellow pixel potion
0 0 0 0 0 0 10 Potion WAKKA WAKKA WAKKA (20 advenures)
pixel lemon
0 0 0 0 0 0 10 Food Awesome, size 2
pixel banana
1 0 0 0 0 0 10 Food Awesome, size 2, Going Ape (40 advenures)
pixel daiquiri
0 0 0 0 0 0 10 Booze Awesome, size 2
pixel beer
0 0 0 0 5 0 10 Booze Awesome, size 2, Analog Drunk (40 adventures)
yellow submarine
0 5 5 5 0 0 50 Allows Travel to The Mysterious Island of Mystery

Unlockable Crafts

After beating all four bosses from the zones in the Crackpot Mystic's Psychoses some new items become craftable:

Product black blue green red white brown Type Effect
pixel energy tank
0 40 0 0 10 0 Usable Item Gain 1,000 HP & 1,000 MP
pixel grappling hook
50 0 0 0 50 0 Off-Hand Item Combat Initiative +40%, +10% Items from Monsters
pixel pill
0 0 0 20 20 0 Usable Item Resets The Crackpot Mystic's Psychoses‎

Once a player ascends these items get removed from the list of craftable items until the four bosses are beaten again.


The Crackpot Mystic takes your Pixels and creates some items.
(less than one, something's wrong here)
  • In a Zombie Slayer run, the Mystic has been affected, but can still craft with pixels:
Untinker z.gif You enter the shed to find the Crackpot Mystic, now a zombie, sitting in the corner and staring blankly at the wall. As he notices your arrival, he turns and stares blankly at you instead. Deep lines appear on his forehead as the remains of a thought slowly crawl through his head, and then his face brightens.

"Urrrgh," he says, pulling a round object from his pocket and rolling it across the floor at you. "Graaaaaaagh."

Transfunc.gifYou acquire an item: continuum transfunctioner
Untinker z.gif Graaagh. Aaaaargh. Graggh argh auuugh.


  • Until November 9, 2006, The Crackpot Mystic's Shed was located in the upper-left corner of the Wrong Side of the Tracks, using the following image.
    The Crackpot Mystic's Shed
  • The pixel whip and the brown pixel were added June 15, 2010, as part of the antique 8-Bit Power magazine content.
  • On October 28, 2010, the Mystic gained several neighbors as a result of the skeleton invasion.
  • On January 8, 2013, backend changes were made to The Crackpot Mystic's Shed. The crafting interface was changed to use new pixel images in a more grid-like configuration, with pixel names removed.
  • On December 9, 2014, changes were made to The Crackpot Mystic's Shed. The crafting interface was changed to show the things you don't have enough pixels for him to make.
  • On June 1st, 2015 yellow pixels were introduced.
  • On June 16th, 2015, more items from yellow pixels were introduced.


  • The blue, green, and red pixel potions are references to the blue, green, and red potions from The Legend of Zelda game, except that the blue pixel potion and green pixel potion's restorative abilities are switched.
  • The pixel colors refer to the color of the lights in a computer/television screen; the white pixel recipe is a reference to the composition of white on a computer/television screen, which is a combination of red, green, and blue.
  • Early 8-bit machines typically were capable of displaying just eight colors, based on the three color signals of the chip:
0 0 0   Black
0 0 1   Blue
0 1 0   Green
0 1 1   Cyan
1 0 0   Red
1 0 1   Magenta (Fuchsia)
1 1 0   Yellow
1 1 1   White
  • Surprisingly, Jick hasn't used Cyan (yet) in the 8-bit realm, and used Purple rather than Fuchsia, probably for added alliterative appeal.
In-game KoL Crafts
Cooking Cocktailcrafting
Advanced Saucecrafting · The Way of Sauce · Deep Saucery · Pastamastery · Transcendental Noodlecraft · Tempuramancy · Sushi-Rolling Advanced Cocktailcrafting · Superhuman Cocktailcrafting · Salacious Cocktailcrafting · Tiki Mixology · Nash Crosby's Still
Meatsmithing Crimbo
Armorcraftiness · Super-Advanced Meatsmithing · Grimacite Smithing Toymaking · Toolmaking · Spooky Toymaking · Assimilating · Crimborg Toymaking
Meat Pasting · Untinkering · Jewelrycrafting · Really Expensive Jewelrycrafting · Pixelcrafting · Star Combining · Weaving · Staffcrafting · Mushroom Breeding · Supertinkering · The Malus of Forethought
Meat-Pasting · Cooking · Meatsmithing · Cocktailcrafting · Jewelrycrafting · Miscellaneous