The Copperhead Club

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The Copperhead Club
Zone Num	383
Location	The Wrong Side of the Tracks
Unlocks	After reading your father's MacGuffin diary
Recom Stat	135
Combat %	100
ML	140 - 155
Terrain	indoor
Special Adventures
Lucky	Where There's Smoke... (Lucky)
Turtle	Armchair Quarterback, Close, but Yes Cigar
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A primary stat of 135 is suggested. If your main stat isn't high enough, you'll see the following message:

This zone might be too tough for you.

(It is recommended that you have at least 135 <mainstat> to adventure here.)

The Copperhead Club is located in Seaside Town on the Wrong Side of the Tracks, after reading your father's MacGuffin diary.

Combat Adventures

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Copperhead Club bartender -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: unnamed cocktail, handful of tips, unrequired jacket, filthy ragb, electric copperhead potionm Meat Drop: 80-120 Monster Level: 140 • Substat Gain: 35 • Moxie for No Hit*: 150 Monster Defense: 140 Hit Points: 150 Initiative: 25 Elemental Alignment: None

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fan dancer -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: combat fan, blowdart, red silk skirt, dancing fanm Meat Drop: 80-120 Monster Level: 145 • Substat Gain: 36.25 • Moxie for No Hit*: 155 Monster Defense: 140 Hit Points: 145 Initiative: 150 Elemental Alignment: None

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Mob Penguin Capo -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: drum of tommy ammo, drum of tommy ammo, tommy gun Meat Drop: 160-240 Monster Level: 155 • Substat Gain: 38.75 • Moxie for No Hit*: 165 Monster Defense: 145 Hit Points: 160 Initiative: 50 Elemental Alignment: None

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ninja dressed as a waiter -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: crappy waiter disguise, throwing knife, throwing fork, throwing spoon, ninja fear powderm Meat Drop: None Monster Level: 150 • Substat Gain: 37.5 • Moxie for No Hit*: 160 Monster Defense: 150 Hit Points: 155 Initiative: 100 Elemental Alignment: None

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waiter dressed as a ninja -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: crappy waiter disguise, breadchucks, shuriken salad, ninja eyeblackm Meat Drop: 20-30 Monster Level: 142 • Substat Gain: 35.5 • Moxie for No Hit*: 152 Monster Defense: 142 Hit Points: 140 Initiative: 25 Elemental Alignment: None

Non-combat Adventures

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Welcome to the Copperhead Club
	Approach Shen's table: Continue to Shen Copperhead, Nightclub Owner Shen Copperhead, Nightclub Owner Leave the club: Nothing. (Does not cost an adventure) Note: Occurs on first visit to the zone, and until choosing "Approach Shen's table".

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Shen Copperhead, Jerk
	Note: Only occurs if you have the first requested item. Note: Only occurs after 5? turns have been spent in the zone. Note: A one-time superlikely adventure.

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Shen Copperhead, Huge Jerk
	Note: Only occurs if you have the second requested item. Note: Only occurs after 10? turns have been spent in the zone. Note: A one-time superlikely adventure.

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Shen Copperhead, World's Biggest Jerk
	Item Drops: Copperhead Charm Note: Only occurs if you have the third requested item. Note: Has a 50% chance of occurring after 14 turns have been spent in the zone. Note: Has a 100% chance of occurring after at least 15 turns have been spent in the zone. Note: A one-time superlikely adventure.

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Behind the 'Stache
	Cut loose the gong Knock over an ice bucket Set the lanterns on fire Head to the back and steal some stuff: Gain 4-5 random Copperhead Club monster drops Note: Only occurs when adventuring with the Crappily Disguised as a Waiter effect. Note: Does not consume an adventure. Note: A superlikely adventure.

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Where There's Smoke... (Lucky)
	Item Drops: 3 Flamin' Whatshisnames Note: This adventure is triggered whenever you adventure here while feeling Lucky!.

Retired Adventures

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Where There's Smoke... (Clover)
	Item Drops: Flamin' Whatshisname Note: Old Clover adventure.

Notes

• At the beginning of each combat in this zone, you will take damage (unless the gong is loose; see below):

  You get caught in the hail of bullets -- a hailstone-sized bullet hits you right in the <arm>

  You lose some hit points.

  • X is equal to 8-10 + your Monster Level bonus.
• By choosing different options in the Behind the 'Stache adventure, you can change the environmental effects you experience during combat. Only one of these options can be active at a time.
  • If you cut loose the gong, you won't get hit by bullets:

  You manage to maneuver behind the massive rolling gong and avoid getting caught in the perpetual hail of bullets.

  • If you spill ice on the floor, then each round, one of two messages will be displayed. The first acts a single-round stun; the second seems to give the monster a guaranteed hit, as well as guaranteeing your next melee attack will fumble.

  Your opponent slips on one of the ice cubes on the floor and falls ass-over-teakettle.

  or

  You slip on one of the ice cubes on the floor, and it leaves you wobbling to and fro.

  • Additionally, after combat, if ice is on the floor, rarely:

  Sliding around amidst the ice cubes on the floor, you find a priceless diamond! Score!

You acquire an item: priceless diamond

• • If you set the lanterns ablaze, then each round, flaming debris will deal hot damage to either you or your foe:

  A flaming paper lantern falls from the ceiling onto her head, dealing X damage and making her look very, very silly.

  or

  A flaming paper lantern falls from the ceiling onto your head. For a moment, you can only see fire. Then you can see fire and pain. Then the lantern burns away and you can only see pain.

  You lose some hit points. (hot damage)

  • Additionally, after combat, if the lanterns are ablaze and you have an unnamed cocktail in your inventory:

  A bit of flaming paper drifts into your unnamed cocktail and sets it ablaze. Whoah!

  You acquire an item: Flamin' Whatshisname

• Each of the environmental effects in the Copperhead Club are exclusive to monsters native to the zone. Wanderers will not trigger any of these effects.

References

• The copperhead club storyline is taken more or less directly from the Club Obi-Wan scene in the beginning of Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom.