The Containment Unit

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The Containment Unit
The Containment Unit

Well, you're in the containment sector of the lab. Now what?

You pick one of these two doors, that's what.


Go left.

Go right.

After each correct choice:

You go through the door and find yourself at... another pair of doors.

After an incorrect choice:

You come to the end of the hall, and open a door. Inside you discover a horrible monstrosity -- a man with a second grotesque head growing out of the middle of his back, his arms painfully twisted around behind him to hold up the book that the second head is reading: Atlas Shrugged. You take %dmg of damage from the horror and run screaming out of the facility.

OR

You turn a corner and open a laboratory door. Inside, you witness a terrible sight: a roast turkey with a human head grafted onto it. It cranes its neck at a painful angle, and tears a hunk of turkey flesh out of its own breast with its teeth. "I'M SO DELICIOUS!" it screams, tears streaming down its face as you run out of the lab screaming, taking %dmg damage from the horror.

OR

You approach a laboratory door and start to open it; a terrible scream from inside makes you hesitate, but curiosity overcomes you and you push the door open cautiously. Inside you find a man strapped to a chair, with his eyes clamped open and electrodes pasted to his head. He's being forced to watch something on a video screen -- the screen is turned away from you, so you can't see what's on it, but the man is screaming so loud, you can hear his throat tearing from the strain. The monitor is connected to a VCR on a cart near you, and with a trembling hand, you pick up the videocassette box: Deuce Bigelow 2: European Gigolo. You flee from the building in a panic.
HPYou lose 85-87 hit points. (spooky damage)

OR

You turn a corner and find yourself in one of the lab's break rooms. Inside, a glistening, twisted wreck of human flesh is howling in torment as it laboriously feeds a crumpled dollar bill into a vending machine with its razor-sharp talons, only to have it rejected. You watch this grotesque drama repeat over and over, your horror building, and then the bill is finally accepted. The monster pokes at the buttons, and there is a whirr as the metal coil spins beneath a bag of potato chips -- and jams. You run from the building screaming as the creature howls in fury and pounds ineffectually on the glass.
HPYou lose 85-87 hit points. (spooky damage)

OR

You turn a corner and open a laboratory door. Inside, you witness a terrible sight: a roast turkey with a human head grafted onto it. It cranes its neck at a painful angle, and tears a hunk of turkey flesh out of its own breast with its teeth. "I'M SO DELICIOUS!" it screams, tears streaming down its face as you run out of the lab screaming.
HPYou lose 85-87 hit points. (spooky damage)

OR

You wander down the hall and peek into an open laboratory door. Inside you see a horrible twisted abomination of what must once have been a human being, its ribs poking out of its chest like talons on either side of an exposed and beating heart, head twitching and drooling as it reaches out a clawed hand to pick up... is that a comic book? Oh my god -- is that Detective Comics #27, the first appearance of Batman? Your eyes bulge from their sockets as the monster folds the cover backwards, staples creaking in protest. The horrible creature scans the first page, and then, as it prepares to turn to the next page, it reaches up to its face... and licks its thumb. You run screaming from the building.
HPYou lose 85-87 hit points. (spooky damage)

At the end of the correct route:


E.V.E., the robot zombie This monster is a Construct -- (edit metadata)
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  • Item Drops: None
  • Meat Drop: None
  • Monster Level: 300 • Substat Gain: 75 • Moxie for No Hit*: 310
  • Monster Defense: 300
  • Hit Points: 500
  • Initiative: 150
  • Elemental Alignment: spooky, weak against hot and stench
  • Damage Resistance: 50% physical

Occurs at The Secret Government Laboratory.

Notes

  • The correct path is always LLRLR.