The Colollilossus
| The Colollilossus | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 1147 |
| Locations | The Lollipop Forest |
| Hit Points | 600 |
| Attack | 400 |
| Defense | 400 |
| No-Hit | 410 |
| Initiative | 0 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | Indeterminate |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | None |
| Monster Parts | Indeterminate |
| Manuel Entry | |
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You're fighting The ColollilossusYou find yourself looking up from about knee-height (that's the second lollipop ball from the bottom) at this giant candy colossus. He doth bestride the narrow world of Sugarville, and he doth not take kindly to meat-based punks like you running around beating up his friends.
Given that each of his fists is basically a mace made out of hard candy, this isn't likely to go well for you.
Hit Message(s):
He spears your <nipple> with one of his lollipop sticks. Oof! Ow! Eek!
He smashes your <arm> in with one gigantic fist. Ow! Ouch! Ooh!
He stomps you with a giant lollipop foot. Even if you knew how many licks it would take to get out from under it, you probably wouldn't do it. Ooh! Eek! Eek!
He bends down and headbutts you. You get a lollipop stick stuck in your <bung> and your <nipple>. Oof! Argh! Eek!
He crunches his giant candy fists together with you in between, giving your navel and spine an abrupt introduction to each other. Ooh! Ouch! Ooh!
He tries to spear you with a lollipop stick, but you're spared the spear.
He tries to stomp you with a giant lollipop foot, but you tickle the foot until he stops trying.
He swings a gigantic fist at you, but misses.
He tries to headbutt you, but is too much of a butthead to do it properly.
He stops for a minute to lick his wounds, then gets distracted by how deliciously sugary they are. (FUMBLE!)
 | You acquire an item: all-year sucker |
Occurs at The Lollipop Forest.
References
- The description references William Shakespeare's Julius Caesar Act I Scence II: "...he doth bestride the narrow world / Like a Colossus..."
- Any question about how many licks inevitably leads to the advertising for Tootsie Pops: "How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop?"
