The Brotherhood of the Smackdown
The Brotherhood of the Smackdown is the guild for Muscle-based classes and is located in Seaside Town on the Right Side of the Tracks. Here, Seal Clubbers and Turtle Tamers learn new skills and buy their terrible toys. Accordion Thieves level 9 and above with access to the Shadowy Store may also shop at the Smacketeria.
The Brotherhood of the Smackdown includes:
- Gunther, Lord of the Smackdown
- Torg, the Trainer
- Olaf the Janitor
- The Smacketeria
- The Malus of Forethought
- Grignr, the Seal Clubber
- Terri, the Turtle Tamer
- Other Guild Halls:
- In a Zombie Slayer run, the guild is empty:
- The Brotherhood of the Smackdown is weirdly silent. Usually, you can hear those guys sparring and lifting weights and shouting all the way down the street.
- You bang on the boarded-up door for a while, but nobody answers.