The Android

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The Android
Monster ID 2209
Locations The Orcish Frat House (Wartime)
Hit Points 2000
Attack 250
Defense 230
Initiative 60
Meat None
Phylum construct
Elements None
Resistance  ?
Monster Parts None
Drops
None
Quest robo-battery
Manuel Entry
refreshedit data
The Android You're fighting The Android

"Bah! Fight you?" The Man sneers. "I've made it a policy my entire career to never get my own hands dirty, and I'm not about to start now!" He snaps his fingers twice, and a man in a dark suit and sunglasses appears, followed by a bespectacled scientist-type in a lab coat.

The suit unlocks an attache case handcuffed to his wrist, takes out a remote control, and hands it to the scientist, who pushes a button. A large square trapdoor opens up in the ground, and a very expensive and sleek-looking matte-black warbot rises out of it. "READY FOR YOUR COMMAND," it announces.

"Recycle this stupid tin can," The Man sneers, pointing at you.

Hit Message(s):

A razor-sharp blade emerges silently from a hatch in The Android's sleek frame, slitting you open from <bung> to <lower back>. Oof! Ow! Ugh!

The Android fires its death ray at your <nipple>, causing you to experience total <kidney> death. Eek! Oof! Eek!

Critical Hit Message:

The Android fires its death ray at your neck, causing you to experience total neck death. (CRITICAL HIT!) Eek! Ouch! Oof!


After Combat

Robobattery.gifYou acquire an item: robo-battery (100% chance)*

Occurs at The Orcish Frat House (Wartime) in a You, Robot run.

Notes

  • Never misses.