The Abominable Fudgeman

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The Abominable Fudgeman
Monster ID 1146
Locations Fudge Mountain
Hit Points 500
Attack 350
Defense 350
No-Hit 360
Initiative 50
Meat unknown
Phylum Indeterminate
Elements None
Resistance None
Monster Parts Indeterminate
Drops
heart of dark chocolate
Manuel Entry
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The Abominable Fudgeman You're fighting The Abominable Fudgeman

I know what you're thinking: Yeti nother abominable monster that you have to fight on the top of a mountain. The difference is, this is a fudge abominable monster on top of a fudge mountain. So when it stomps your ass into a mudhole, it'll at least be a hole full of delicious hot chocolate.

By the way, Abominable Fudgeman is the worst pro-wrestler name ever.

Hit Message(s):

He grips your <skull> with a fudgy fist and squeezes until something pops inside. Ouch! Eek! Ow! Argh! Ow! Ooh! Ouch!

He chomps on your <shoulder> with his sharp fudgy teeth. It's like payback for every free sample you ever took at the Fudge Shoppe. Ugh! Oof! Ooh! Argh! Argh! Ow! Ooh!

He hits you abominably in your abdominals. Oof! Oof! Ouch! Argh! Ooh! Ouch! Argh!

He stomps on you with his huge fudge feet. Ouch! Oof! Ooh! Ouch! Eek! Ow! Argh!

Critical Hit Message:

With a terrible roar, he picks you up and swallows you whole! Thankfully, you just drop through his solid fudge body and *splort* back on the ground. The whole process is far from painless, though. Oof! Ow! Eek! Oof! Ouch!

Miss Message(s):

He tries to chomp you with his fudgy teeth, but fudge isn't, like, the sharpest element known to man. Fudge is an element, right?

He fudges the act of stomping on you, and gets his own toe instead.

He grips you with a fudgy fist, but you squirm loose.

He tries to hit you in the abdominals, but fails abominably.

Fumble Message:

He stops to make a bunch of snowcones in case his other monster buddies drop by. (FUMBLE!)


After Combat

Fudgeheart.gifYou acquire an item: heart of dark chocolate

Occurs at Fudge Mountain.

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