You make your way through the flame-spewing pipes lining the entrance to the fake volcano and approach the... hmm. It's just flame-spewing pipes in the middle, too. The flames do kinda look like a bird, I guess. From a certain angle.
Anyway. What's your move, here?
|Douse yourself with holy water and dive in|
|Dive in||[bad idea]|
You boldly charge toward the "Phoenix", and are summarily burned to a crisp. Looks like your normal, secular methods of heat insulation aren't gonna be sufficient here.
|Leave for now|
You can't stand this heat. Or at least you don't want to.
Occurs at The Lair of the Phoenix.