The "Fun" House

The "Fun" House
Zone Num	20
Location	The Nearby Plains
Unlocks	Create Epic Weapon and speak to the Guild member who assigned quest
Recom Stat	15
Combat %	100
ML	16 - 20
Terrain	indoor
Special Adventures
Lucky	The Boxer
Turtle	Boxed In
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The "Fun" House is located in the Nearby Plains. Don't be deceived by its festive appearance, for there live the evil clowns who so discreditably feed. Should you wish to feed the clowns, be sure to have 15 <stat>. Otherwise, they'll just laugh at you. Originally, this area was available to anyone, but now can only be entered when you have crafted your epic weapon for the Nemesis guild quest.

A primary stat of 15 is suggested. If your main stat isn't high enough, you'll see the following message:

The screams from within the "Fun" House make you decide that you're not quite ready for any "fun" yet.

(It is recommended that you have at least 15 <mainstat> to adventure here.)

Combat Adventures

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bugbear-in-the-box -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: box, bugbear beanie, bugbear bungguard Meat Drop: 12-18 Monster Level: 16 • Substat Gain: 4 • Moxie for No Hit*: 26 Monster Defense: 16 Hit Points: 11 Initiative: 70 Elemental Alignment: None

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creepy clown -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: acid-squirting flower, big bass drum, clown shoes, clown skin, foolscap fool's cap, empty greasepaint tubeb, polka-dot bow tiep Meat Drop: 24-36 Monster Level: 20 • Substat Gain: 5 • Moxie for No Hit*: 30 Monster Defense: 18 Hit Points: 16 Initiative: 85 Elemental Alignment: spooky, weak against hot and stench

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disease-in-the-box -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: box, disease Meat Drop: None Monster Level: 18 • Substat Gain: 4.5 • Moxie for No Hit*: 28 Monster Defense: 16 Hit Points: 14 Initiative: 80 Elemental Alignment: None

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lemon-in-the-box -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: box, lemon Meat Drop: None Monster Level: 17 • Substat Gain: 4.25 • Moxie for No Hit*: 27 Monster Defense: 15 Hit Points: 12 Initiative: 75 Elemental Alignment: None

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scary clown -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: big bass drum, big red clown nose, bloody clown pants, clown skin, long skinny balloon, empty greasepaint tubeb, polka-dot bow tiep Meat Drop: 20-30 Monster Level: 19 • Substat Gain: 4.75 • Moxie for No Hit*: 29 Monster Defense: 17 Hit Points: 15 Initiative: 80 Elemental Alignment: spooky, weak against hot and stench

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shaky clown -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: big red clown nose, bloody clown pants, bottle of gin, bottle of rum, bottle of tequila, bottle of vodka, bottle of whiskey, boxed wine, clown skin, empty greasepaint tubeb Meat Drop: 16-24 Monster Level: 19 • Substat Gain: 4.75 • Moxie for No Hit*: 29 Monster Defense: 17 Hit Points: 16 Initiative: 80 Elemental Alignment: sleaze, weak against cold and spooky

Non-combat Adventures

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Not Much Fun, Barely a House
	Note: Occurs on initial visit. Note: Does not cost an Adventure.

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Adventurer, $1.99
	Push the nose: With at least 4 Clownosity : Lurking at the Threshold, else take damage Let sleeping doors lie: Nothing. (Does not cost an adventure.) Note: Becomes a one-time adventure after The Clownlord Beelzebozo is defeated. Note: The second option causes the door to not show up for another 10 turns. Note: A superlikely adventure.

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Lurking at the Threshold

Open the door: Fight The Clownlord Beelzebozo The Clownlord Beelzebozo -- (edit metadata) Item Drops: turtle chain (Turtle Tamer only)q, distilled seal blood (Seal Clubber only)q, Peppercorns of Power (Sauceror only)q, high-octane olive oil (Pastamancer only)q, golden reeds (Accordion Thief only)q, vial of mojo (Disco Bandit only)q, empty greasepaint tubeb Meat Drop: None Monster Level: 27 • Substat Gain: 35 • Moxie for No Hit*: 37 Monster Defense: 27 Hit Points: 40 Initiative: 85 Elemental Alignment: None Yeah, or not: Nothing. (Does not cost an adventure.) Note: Occurs only as a choice of Adventurer, $1.99.

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They Hate Mimes, Too
	Note: Occurs only when adventuring with a hobo code binder equipped.

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Boxed In
	Item Drops: box turtle Note: A Turtle Taming adventure (Turtle Tamer only).

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The Boxer
	Item Drops: 3 boxen Note: This adventure is triggered whenever you adventure here while feeling Lucky!.

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The Prodigal Clown
	Item Drops: Teachings of the Fist Note: Only occurs on the 12th turn spent in this zone on a Way of the Surprising Fist run.

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Carpool Lane
	Item Drops: Clown car key Note: Only occurs on the 12th turn spent in this zone on a Low Key Summer run.

References

• The entryway to early amusement parks was often through a scary clown face facade.