That Takes The Cake
You trip over a pothole in the streets of the Seaside Town (or at least that's what you're going to tell everyone, because you certainly aren't too drunk to walk, right?) and bump somebody's elbow. "Ouch!" he shouts, and spins to face you. He's wearing a mask and beads, just like those other partiers you saw earlier. He's holding a plate with a little cake on it, and has a fork stuck in his arm. He doesn't look too pleased about that latter bit.
His anger evaporates as he sees your crown. "Oh, sweet, it's the King of Morons!" he says. "Where did you get that awesome mask? Hey look, guys, it's the King of Morons!"
A little crowd of people forms around you, each person holding a little cake and a fork.
"You have to have some King Cake, man, it's the best thing ever!"
"What's King Cake?" you ask.
"Every year on St. Sneaky Pete's Day, we bake a bunch of little cakes, and we hide a little toy in one of them. If you get the cake with the toy --"
"I have to make the cake for next St. Sneaky Pete's Day?"
"Nope," the man says, chuckling. "We all get to take turns punching you in the face."
"Huh," you say, "in that case, I'll take mine to go." You grab a cake and beat feet. Ah, man, you dropped your crown back there!
- On St. Sneaky Pete's Day XV:
 | You acquire an item: vanilla-frosted king cake |
- On St. Sneaky Pete's Day XVI-XVII:
| You acquire an item: banana-frosted king cake |
- On St. Sneaky Pete's Day XVIII:
| You acquire an item: blueberry-frosted king cake |
- On St. Sneaky Pete's Day XIX-XXI:
| You acquire an item: chocolate-frosted king cake |
Occurred during St. Sneaky Pete's Day Stupor on St. Sneaky Pete's Day XV-XVIII with a tattered paper crown equipped.
