You've got tetanus! It's like mail, only mail doesn't cause all of your muscles to seize up and then eventually kill you. Unless somebody sends you a letter laced with tetanus.
All Attributes -10%
- empty suit of armor (10 Adventures)
- Skeezy the Jug Rat (10 Adventures)
- Cargo Cultist Shorts (pockets 32, 193, 261, 302, 309, 319, 539) (10 Adventures)
- Can be removed by:
- The comment about tetanus and mail is a reference to the classic sound byte AOL users heard when their inbox received a new message -- a male voice that announces cheerily, "You've got mail!"
- Used to be removable using the skill Disco Power Nap back when that skill existed.