Tedious spreadsheet

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Tedious spreadsheet
Monster ID 1036
Locations CRIMBCO Cubicles
Hit Points 10
Attack 10
Defense 10
No-Hit 20
Initiative 100
Meat None
Phylum Indeterminate
Elements None
Resistance None
Monster Parts Indeterminate
Drops
10 CRIMBCO scrip
Manuel Entry
refreshedit data
tedious spreadsheet You're fighting a tedious spreadsheet

This is a spreadsheet full of the earnings and expenditures for the last four years of CRIMBCO operations. Since CRIMBCO has only been around for a couple of weeks, it's not clear where this data's coming from.

What is clear that[sic] you're going to have to review it, and that it's not going to be much fun.

Hit Message(s):

It creates a pie chat[sic] based on some of its data, and rolls it over you. You should have ducked under the cut-out triangular part. Ooh!

It totals up the sum of a couple of cells and hits you with the result. Eek!

It deletes the row you were standing on and you crash to the ground. Ouch!

It deletes a column that you were leaning on for support. You crash to the ground. Oof!

It copies and pastes a series of 'v's, then stabs you with them. Argh!

Critical Hit Message:

With a grinding, horrible noise, the spreadsheet crashes into the ground, toppling over on top of you, smashing you so hard you see blue screens in front of your eyes. Eek!

Miss Message(s):

You try to make a bar graph based on the dataset, but can't get the damn thing to work.

It locks up and won't let you edit a cell. Grrr.

You try to delete a row, but the whole thing locks up on you.

You try to delete a column, but the whole damn thing freezes up.

It summons a line graph based on its data. It's boring, but not fatal.

Fumble Message:

It holds an hourglass in front of itself and spins it around for a few minutes, while you twiddle your thumbs. (FUMBLE!)


After Combat

Boredeyes.gif Boredom +1%

An elf on roller skates whizzes by and tosses you a ten-scrip note. "Keep up the good wooooo --" he says, as he barrels out of sight.

Scrip.gifYou acquire 10 CRIMBCO scrip

Occurs at CRIMBCO Cubicles.

Notes

  • This monster cannot be copied.

References

  • The critical hit message refers to the infamous Blue Screen of Death for Microsoft Windows computers.
  • The fumble message refers to the wait cursor used by various computer systems (such as Windows) when loading software.