This is a spreadsheet full of the earnings and expenditures for the last four years of CRIMBCO operations. Since CRIMBCO has only been around for a couple of weeks, it's not clear where this data's coming from.
What is clear thatyou're going to have to review it, and that it's not going to be much fun.
It creates a pie chatOoh!based on some of its data, and rolls it over you. You should have ducked under the cut-out triangular part.
It totals up the sum of a couple of cells and hits you with the result. Eek!
It deletes the row you were standing on and you crash to the ground. Ouch!
It deletes a column that you were leaning on for support. You crash to the ground. Oof!
It copies and pastes a series of 'v's, then stabs you with them. Argh!
With a grinding, horrible noise, the spreadsheet crashes into the ground, toppling over on top of you, smashing you so hard you see blue screens in front of your eyes. Eek!
You try to make a bar graph based on the dataset, but can't get the damn thing to work.
It locks up and won't let you edit a cell. Grrr.
You try to delete a row, but the whole thing locks up on you.
You try to delete a column, but the whole damn thing freezes up.
It summons a line graph based on its data. It's boring, but not fatal.
It holds an hourglass in front of itself and spins it around for a few minutes, while you twiddle your thumbs. (FUMBLE!)
An elf on roller skates whizzes by and tosses you a ten-scrip note. "Keep up the good wooooo --" he says, as he barrels out of sight.
|You acquire 10 CRIMBCO scrip|
Occurs at CRIMBCO Cubicles.
- This monster cannot be copied.