Talk:Swiss hen

I got a drop for this hen. I pick-pocketed it,don't know if it's specific in this category.

oversized fish scaler:

This is a fish scaler, but it's way larger than fish scalers usually are. It's not quite big enough for you to use as a knife, and it's a little too big for you to use to scale the biggest fish you've ever seen (you hold your arms apart to check) so... maybe your familiar can use it?

Type: familiar equipment Selling Price: 70 Meat.

Enchantment: Allows familiar to scale fish

Don't know what this mean,just getting it out there. -Sirhaxor

Possible crit message- "With a series of clicks and servo-whines, it unfolds a laser light which projects a dot onto your forehead. It's annoying, but not painful - but then you realize the dot is just the laser sights for a really big, nasty gun." --Norvilion 23:07, 14 December 2007 (CST)

If i encounter the Swiss hen with my RoboGoose familiar, and i get the message: "It whips out a flamethrower and tries to cook your goose, but you don't have a goose."... that's quite hilarious when you think of that :) --Shualdon 14:47, 20 December 2007 (CST)

• I wonder if the familiar hatchling can get cooked if it's in your inventory. It seems odd that they'd make this cohesive area, give us a goose in one place, something that cooks geese in another, and not have them interact somehow. --GeeDee 17:14, 23 December 2007 (CST)

Particle Man

The miss message about the Particle Cannon is a referance to the song 'Particle Man' by They Might Be Giants.

Particle Man, Particle Man Doing the things that a particle can Whats he like? It's not important Is he a dot? Is he a speck? When he's underwater does he get wet? Or does the water get him instead? Nobody knows, Particle Man

Glitch

Whenever I use lunging thrust-smack on the Swiss hen, the screen goes blank and does nothing. When I try to do something else, it gives the 'twiddling thumbs' message and nothing happened. Now, idiotically, I made Lunging Thrust-Smack my auto-attack. Now I'm stuck on this blank screen. I apologize if this is in the wrong place.--Bronz93 10:04, 15 December 2007 (CST)

Swiss Guards

A heavily armed Swiss person who at first appears unarmed could be either this hen or a Swiss Guard. The Papal Swiss Guards are armed with semiautomatic machine guns but conceal them in their dress uniforms. Stop reverting! Killerrabbit 09:26, 16 December 2007 (CST)

• I'd say that's pretty obscure, considering the much more obvious "French Hen" / "Swiss Army Knife" combination being presented here (where the swiss army knife looks fairly innocent when folded up, but can reveal a plethora of devices when opened). --Quietust (t|c) 15:22, 17 December 2007 (CST)
• I never said it wasn't referencing swiss army knife reference, just that it might be a reference to the Swiss Guards, too, and that that should be included. --Killerrabbit 18:37, 18 December 2007 (CST)
  • Find an appropriate article to link this reference to, and perhaps it will be readded. Otherwise, it's not really notable enough. --Quietust (t|c) 18:44, 18 December 2007 (CST)

reference?

Does anyone else think the "I don't know if a gay razor would have hurt less, honestly" is a reference to [this fellow]? --ShaggyShaggs 20:30, 16 December 2007 (CST)

• I think you're looking a little too hard. It was a referring to the previous sentence. You know, the one that says "straight razor".--Terrabyte 14:23, 17 December 2007 (CST)