The combat message is "You punch your foe into a million pieces, each of which is too small to exist anymore." It gave me item drops, stats, and meat, but it didn't take a turn. So it seems to work like that Heavy Rains skill, where you properly win the combat but it doesn't take an adventure. --GGP (talk) 05:49, 15 January 2016 (UTC)
75 damage was done to both the Topiary Kiwi and the Topiary Duck.