Talk:Mob Penguin hitman

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The penguin holds up a severed horse head and asks if you'd do him a favor and put it in your bed before you go to sleep tonight. He looks a bit put out when you refuse.


I received: 175 Meat, 15 Muscleboundness, 1 Enchantedness, 8 Roguishness. I had some +ML equipment at the time (at least a beer bong), but I don't remember exactly what. --Naufragio 06:51, 17 February 2010 (UTC)

I just met this charming gentleman in The Haunted Ballroom. I believe I'm running +22 ML: Annoy-o-tron for +10, Goth Shirt for +5, and Grumpy Old Man Charrrm for +7. --Kilyle 07:27, 17 February 2010 (UTC)

Met him in Cobb's Knob's Kitechens.

He had less than 333 HP.

You gain 653 Meat (with +198.2%, that translates to 219) You acquire an item: kneecapping stick

You gain 7 Beefiness. You gain 2 Enchantedness. You gain 11 Chutzpah. Not a stat day. +5 ML (strung up quartet).--Modran 07:35, 17 February 2010 (UTC)

got the kneecapping stick

You gain 12 Fortitude. You gain 6 Mysteriousness. You gain 3 Cheek.

Not a stat day. +10 ML Appeared in the octopus garden --Tauren warlock 07:38, 17 February 2010 (UTC)

Cobb's Knob Treasury:

  • You summon a wave of hot Special Sauce, which rolls over your opponent for 75 damage.
  • You win the fight!
  • You gain 248 Meat (with +17% meat, translates to 212).
  • You gain 5 Beefiness.
  • You gain 12 Mysteriousness.
  • You gain 10 Smarm. (+4.12 exp)--1ESchroeder1 11:44, 17 February 2010 (UTC)

Info courtesy of the Dwarven War Uniform: Defense 65 (orange yellow yellow), Attack 75 (JHC, again not that helps anyone else), HP 92-98 (14 reallys). My stats: Musc 150 (125), Myst 202 (130), Mox 195. In the castle, meat around what everyone else is getting, stick dropped. --Johnny Treehugger 15:42, 17 February 2010 (UTC)

The penguin has less than 313 HP and less than 140 initiative. He dropped 192 meat. 7 Strenghtliness, 9 Wizardliness, 3 Sarcasm. I fought him at the Outskirts of Cobb's Knob.--Sea Hatake 09:13, 17 Febuary 2010

Got the jump and killed in two rounds (84 dam first, 91 the second) in the Nemesis Cave. Dropped 340 Meat at +80%, a kneecapping stick, 10 mus, 5 mys, 6 mox. --Club (#66669) (Talk) 23:34, 17 February 2010 (UTC)

Sorry, didn't put down the damage dealt, but two Waves of Sauce did the trick (hot and then cold, 74-78 damage each as predicted with 98 buffed Myst and +26 spell dmg). Got 225 meat (+10% meat), kneecapping stick (+20% items); substats: 6 mus, 11 mys, 4 mox (+11 ML). Did not get the quest log message mentioned on the page. I'll wait for the second penguin hitman before editing this though. --Gadaree 08:27, 25 February 2010 (UTC)

  • Okay, false alarm. Spent two more turns in the Billiards room and relogged with Mafia. I can't say which one of these events triggered the quest log note, but now it's there. --Gadaree 08:33, 25 February 2010 (UTC)

Killed the penguin with Wave of Sauce (104 hot); 195 Meat (+10% Meat), kneecapping stick (+20% items); substats: 7 mus, 10 mys, 5 mox (+11 ML). --Gadaree 09:31, 25 February 2010 (UTC)

Third pengu hitman today. 2 damage from saucesphere, then 99 (hot) with Wave of Sauce. 188 meat (+10% meat), kneecapping stick (+20% items); substats: 7 Mus, 5 Mys, 6 Mox (+0 ML). --Gadaree 14:08, 25 February 2010 (UTC)

Fourth Mob Penguin. 69 (cold) from Saucestorm, then two Streams (11 and 10 hot) and 1 passive from Jalapeno, to the total of 91 damage. 203 meat (+10% meat), kneecapping stick (+20% items); substats: 3 Mus, 11 Mys, 5 Mox (+0 ML). --Gadaree 14:35, 25 February 2010 (UTC)

Meat drop of 200-220 is inaccurate. I fought two hitmen with +10% Meat and got 203 and 180 respectively, which means the lower limit is 164 Meat at most. --Gadaree 10:59, 12 March 2010 (UTC)

Me and My Nemesis update

After fighting this guy, Quest Log updated to this: "So much for those mob penguins that were after your head! If whoever put this hit out on you wants you killed (which, presumably, they do) they'll have to find some much more competent thugs."

I'd guess another update happened after the menacing thug. All the info I can get from the guild is: ""LizardKing! Thank goodness you're here -- some pretty shady characters have been asking about you."

"Yeah, I had a run-in with some of them," you mutter darkly. "It looks like there's a price on my head."

"Your Nemesis' work, I'll wager. I wish I could tell you we'd tracked down his location, but he's proving to be devilishly sneaky. You'd better watch your back."

"Yeah, thanks." "

LizardKing 07:49, 17 February 2010 (UTC)

For a moment there I was really confused... --Lizardking 15:11, 17 February 2010 (UTC)

I'm a Disco bandit, and to me he said "Hermansayshi, buddy, good to see you've still got your head attached. There's some pretty sketchy people looking for you, and believe me, I know from sketchy."

"Yeah, I had a run-in with some of them," you mutter darkly. "It looks like there's a price on my head."

"Yep, that's what we're hearing. No dice on trying to find his hideout yet, either. You might wanna lie low till the heat's off. 'Course, that could be a pretty long time."

"Yeah, thanks." Hermansayshi 14:48, 17 February 2010 (UTC)


Encountered exactly 37 turns after the menacing thug --Baltar 22:30, 18 February 2010 (UTC)

Encountered 38 turns after menacing thug. Also, encountered the first adventure after opening the arid desert. Since the fourth foe requires the poop deck maybe requires level 11 or the arid desert?--Muhandes 12:27, 19 February 2010 (UTC)

Encountered 43 adventures after the thug, in Barrrney's Barr, which was 9 adventures after the Nemesis Quest. --TelcontarNuva 06:03, 20 February 2010 (UTC)

I haven't seen any mob penguins even though I defeated several menacing thugs --Otlu 13:03, 21 February 2010 (UTC)

Multiple encountered

I've hit three so far, defeated them all. Is there a level requirement for further progress (I'm level 9) Mookster 20:56, 20 February 2010 (UTC)

Mid level 9, after finishing the F'c'le quest and Orcchasm, I hit the next one. Mookster 21:04, 20 February 2010 (UTC)

Alternate text

This forum post reports alternate text in haiku when encountered in The Haiku Dungeon. Can someone spade/include here? --Leaper 02:24, 21 February 2010 (UTC)

  • I just adventured until I got it there. No, the texts were the same, the only difference being generic haiku damage/drop/stat messages. All the fight dialogue was the same from the penguin. --LatiasKyori 20:49, 12 July 2012 (CEST)


Wow...So annoying...I found a Menacing thug AND a Mob penguin Hitman while on The Battlefield (Frat Warrior Fatigues)messed up my kill count for the Order of the Silver Wossname...--Darer 06:11, 23 February 2010 (UTC) Found 'em both two while on The Battlefield (Frat Warrior Fatigues)

Alternate quest text

You get a different text for the Me and My Nemesis quest if you lose to this monster. (I lost by getting beaten up.) I added it to the page. It looks like there is an opportunity for spading here for alternate messages elsewhere in this quest. Also, it is unknown what the quest text says if you first defeat by a penguin and then get defeated by one.--Nerdanel 21:12, 25 March 2010 (UTC)