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ittah bittah hookah

This is a tiny little water pipe, perfect for giving your familiar 
lung cancer. Er, I mean, perfect for allowing your familiar to
relax and enjoy itself in a manner which is nobody's business but
your familiar's. Besides, your familiar can quit anytime it wants,
it just doesn't want to right now.

Type: familiar equipment
Cannot be traded
Cannot be discarded

+5 to Familiar Weight
Magical Smoke!

I don't know how to make a Wiki page, but here is the information from the Item Description.


Here is a small list of the effects I encountered, in no particular order. Spooky Pants, Orchid Blood, Pulchritudinous Pressure, Full Bottle in front of Me, In the Saucestream, Dilated pupils, Crocodile Tear, Ode to Booze, Anytwo Five Elevenis?, Can't be a Chooser, Corruption of Wretched Wally, Mysteriously Handsome, Hyphemariffic, Stenchtastic, Badger Underfoot, (Scrappy, Shadowy), Stimulated Body, Rage of the Reindeer, Got Your Boots On, Woad Warrior, Shamboozled, Material Witness, Strength of Ten Ettins, Mighty Shout, Ham-Fisted, Assaulted with Pepper, Frozen Shoulders, Spooky Weapon, Billiards Belligerence, Elron's Explosive Etude, Fever From the Flavor, Cotton Mouthed --Zourath 03:50, 6 March 2010 (UTC)

I think it can give any beneficial buff. Standouts for me have been On the Trail, Burning Hands, and Bitterskin. --Pronell 18:54, 6 March 2010 (UTC)

  • On the Trail? What monster did it say you sniffed when you got that effect?--Erich 06:42, 8 March 2010 (UTC)
  • I just got "on the trail" from this, and checked. It had put me on the trail of the most recent monster which I had sniffed, which was not what I was fighting (and I wasn't on the trail of anything at the time). --Campboy 11:46, 19 April 2010 (UTC)

Appears to require 5 combats to be started between giving buffs. You can scrap out of the combats and receive additional hookah-given buffs after the "counter" runs down. "Counter" not seeming to be affected by non-combat adventures.--Tivolimom 23:39, 7 March 2010 (UTC)

All effects?

I think that there's probably some effects that will never show up, for example- Blessed by the RNG. Heck, I'd be surprised if you could get stuff like Half-Astral. On a similar note, can you get essentially 'neutral' effects, such as "Light!"? If anyone ever encountered any of these, its defiantly worth noting.--Mr. Green 04:19, 8 March 2010 (UTC)

  • It gave me Haiku State of Mind, which is 'neutral,' I guess. Any idea if it gives chat effects?--Tivolimom 05:40, 8 March 2010 (UTC)

I found an interesting fact: using a free runaway *does* decrement the internal counter used to determine when the hookah gives you another buff... by doing this one can, for instance: enter combat & receive a buff, popper out, & rinse/repeat (theoretically) indefinitely to acquire 6 turns of every possible buff. i havent had more than 3x hookah buffs running at any one time yet, so perhaps this could be spaded to see if the same buff would ever come around again... if not, what might happen if one acquired all buffs & tried for one more? --Quickbaby 11:34, 20 March 2010 (EDT)

Has anyone gotten the hobo buffs from the marketplace?(Chalky White Pallor, Healthy Bronze Glow, etc?) Kinks 23:29, 31 March 2010 (UTC) Yes-I just got It Didn't Kill You. --VinnyB 08:22, 12 April 2010 (UTC)

Some spading ideas

So does it give +combat and +non-combat buffs?? And if you already had a +combat effect, does it see that and give only +combat accordingly and vice versa. Also, i think we should have a table somewhere (probably on a seperate page) listning the effects it gives. --Fhthd 14:29, 8 March 2010 (UTC)

  • I just got Carlweather's Cantata of Confrontation from the hookah. This was with the hound dog at 30 pounds, so it was +5% combats before. Just a data point. --GoldS 05:48, 11 March 2010 (UTC)

No "special-zone" effects?

Given that the hookah can't give absinthe or the llama gong effects, would it be safe to assume it can't give half-astral either? Also, possibly Down the Rabbit Hole. --Emtu 01:42, 11 March 2010 (UTC)

  • It can't give half-astral according to the relevant forum post. The badger is a June familiar, too. --Flargen 01:55, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
    • I did get Down the Rabbit Hole from it last night. --Tivolimom 02:55, 11 March 2010 (UTC)

Could sombody please put the message the item gives you when your familiar uses it on the page if it has one! Nobody has even mentioned it in the comments, what the hell?--Tombot 01:08, 12 March 2010 (UTC)

  • Ok, added. --Emtu 19:26, 14 March 2010 (UTC)

In my experience this appears to re-trigger the adventure after the previous effect expires, so about every 6 adventures. Is this true for anyone else? --Emtu 19:26, 14 March 2010 (UTC)

I had up to 480 distinct buffs from poppering out Including 16 songs I did not list due to posting length, this is a list as follows, The Starry Eyes effect appears to determine quantity by whatever your own telescope is at, if you have none it is zero. The On the trail effect does remember the last monster you previously used it for. list of buffs I received. as follows

  • Dance Interpreter
  • Hopped Up on Goofballs
  • Arabian Knighthood
  • Burning Soul
  • Swimming Head
  • Bells in the Batfry
  • Demonic Taint
  • Educated (Kinda)
  • El Vibrations
  • Eye of the Seal
  • Neuromancy
  • Super-Charged
  • Powdered
  • Mucilaginous Muscle
  • Sparkling Consciousness
  • Sneaky Serpentine Subtlety
  • Comic Violence
  • What's That Smell?
  • Slimed Stomach
  • Drunk With Power
  • Chain Chain Chains
  • Smokin'
  • Burning Hands
  • Permafrosty
  • Dwarven Hardiness
  • Refuse Reflux
  • Sinuses For Miles
  • drenaline Rush
  • Inscrutable exoskeleton
  • Super-Mega-Charged
  • Vitamin-Maxed
  • Can Has Cyborger
  • Charrrming
  • Fit To Be Tide
  • Ticking Clock
  • Sugary Tongue
  • Pyramid Power
  • Rave Concentration
  • Disco Concentration
  • Bats in the Belfry
  • Burning Ears
  • Jabañero Saucesphere
  • Jalapeño Saucesphere
  • Pronounced Potency
  • Surreally Buff
  • Pumped Stomach
  • Ass Over Teakettle
  • Knob Goblin Lust
  • Frenzy
  • Disco State of Mind
  • Pasty
  • Memory of Speed
  • Memory of Resilience
  • Memory of Attractiveness
  • Memory of Smarts
  • Less Vincible
  • Quivering with Rage
  • Antihangover
  • Educated (Sorta)
  • Good with the Ladies
  • Liquid Courage
  • Ichorous Intensity
  • Weasels Underfoot
  • Chauve-Souris Merde Fou
  • Oriental Mysticism
  • Saucemastery
  • Reedy Pipes
  • Red Misty-Eyed
  • Sticky Fingers
  • Thick-Skinned
  • Rave Nirvana
  • Full-Body Tan
  • Radiant Personality
  • Twinklebritches
  • Cuts Like a Lightly-Buttered Knife
  • Dancing Prowess
  • It's Electric!
  • Soul Freeze
  • Sweet and Red
  • Springy Fusilli
  • Unusual Fashion Sense
  • Disco Nirvana
  • Oleaginous Soles
  • Phoenix, Right?
  • Finstrong
  • The Spirit of Crimbo
  • Coated Arms
  • Oh Snap
  • Sealed Brain
  • Memory of Strength
  • Corruption of Wretched Wally
  • In Tuna
  • Familial Ties
  • Snarl of the Timberwolf
  • Souper Vengeful
  • Feet of Grapefruit
  • Livin' Large
  • Stimulated Body
  • Hobonic
  • Stimulated Brain
  • Down the Rabbit Hole
  • Salty Dogs
  • Holiday Bliss
  • Hip to Be Square Dancin'
  • Assaulted with Pepper
  • Having a Ball!
  • Got Your Boots On
  • Enraged
  • Winklered
  • Coated in Slime
  • One Very Clear Eye
  • Don't Rest Ye, Bold Adventurer
  • Seriously Mutated
  • Flower Power
  • Mutated
  • Ancestral Disapproval
  • Weather, Man
  • Bananas!
  • Yuletide Sappiness
  • Incredibly Hulking
  • Antsy in your Pantsy
  • Egg-headedness
  • Erudite Carrrsmic
  • Perspicacious Pressure
  • Chalked Weapon
  • Truly Gritty
  • Baconstoned
  • Hiding in Plain Sight
  • Amorphous Cheer
  • Heart of Yellow
  • Sleaze-Resistant Trousers
  • Heart of White
  • Heart of Lavender
  • Heart of Pink
  • Strange Mental Acuity
  • Spookypants
  • Spooky Weapon
  • Stinky Weapon
  • Smelly Pants
  • Frigid Weapon
  • In Vino Vires
  • Temporary Lycanthropy
  • Starry-Eyed
  • Festive Radiation
  • Insulated Trousers
  • Locks Like the Raven
  • Flaming Weapon
  • Hyphemariffic
  • Twinkly Weapon
  • Happy Trails
  • The Q Is Talking To You
  • Mystically Oiled
  • Sleazy Weapon
  • Coy to the Hurled
  • Chorale of Companionship
  • Heart of Orange Gr8tness
  • Rainbow Bright
  • Peppermint Bite
  • Seeing Colors
  • Wintergreen Warmongery
  • Flame-Retardant Trousers
  • Yuletide Mutations
  • Cold Blooded
  • Hot Blooded
  • Spooky Demeanor
  • Afternoon Insight
  • Radium Radicality
  • Elvish
  • Frosty the Hitman
  • Salamander In Your Stomach
  • The Smile of Mr. A.
  • On the Shoulders of Giants
  • White Knuckles
  • Cock of the Walk
  • Supafly
  • Well-Oiled
  • Stenchtastic
  • Aspect of the Twinklefairy
  • Also Schmeckt Zarathustra
  • A Contender
  • Busy Bein' Delicious
  • White-boy Angst
  • Violent Night
  • Izchak's Blessing
  • Phorcefullness
  • Ocelot Eyes
  • Barking Mad
  • Object Detection
  • Hustlin'
  • Ermine Eyes
  • Superhuman Sarcasm
  • Tomato Power
  • Make Meat FA$T!
  • Mental A-cue-ity
  • Sweet, Nuts
  • Fishy
  • Rainy Soul Miasma
  • Bootyliciousness
  • Fastbreaker
  • Swimming with Sharks
  • Frog In Your Throat
  • Newt Gets In Your Eyes
  • Go Get 'Em, Tiger!
  • Memory of Aggressiveness
  • Polka Face
  • Digitally Converted
  • Green Tongue
  • Spangled Star
  • Chihuahua Underfoot
  • Mysteriously Handsome
  • Happy Salamander


(I am an amateur at loading this in, can somone please paste this list into the page correctly. -Ertest1

  • sorry about the accidental cross-edit.
  • nice spading effort, thanks. could you cross-reference your list with the list of buffs to see that the statement "most non-detrimental buffs" and the current list of exclusions are both correct? --Evilkolbot 09:09, 21 March 2010 (UTC)
    • Fixed the formatting for you. And you got Coated in Slime? That shouldn't be on there...--Toffile 15:04, 21 March 2010 (UTC)

I need to learn How to correctly post in here rather than direct editing. No I had Coated in slime previously as well as Healthy green glow and Squirming like a Toad, I was already prepareing for a slime run when the Hookah content started. I Dont remember seeing healthy Green glow either so Ill remove that. Thanks Ertest1

Just for the record, I've received Shot in the Arse from this thing. --Flandamnat 21:06, 23 March 2010 (UTC)

I have yet to receive any effects from Snowcones, Astral Cupcakes, or Deep Saucery potions. Has anyone encountered them? (And if so, how recently?)--VinnyB 09:13, 12 April 2010 (UTC)

I've received Sweet and Green and can confirm Shot in the Arse from this.--Darkfac 12:56, 16 April 2010 (UTC)

These are effects I've received, supplemental to Ertest's chart above. I did include AT buffs received. I'm sure there are more effects than either of us have recieved:

  • 'Roids of the Rhinoceros
  • 20-20 Second Sight
  • 5 Pounds Lighter
  • A Few Extra Pounds
  • Aloysius' Antiphon of Aptitude
  • Amorous
  • Anytwo Five Elevenis?
  • Arcane in the Brain
  • Arse-a'fire
  • Aspect of the GravyPlum Fairy
  • Astral Shell
  • Badger Underfoot
  • Belch the RainbowTM
  • Bilious
  • Bilious Brains
  • Bilious Brawn
  • Billiards Belligerence
  • Biologically Shocked
  • Bitterskin
  • Blackberry Politeness
  • Blessing of Bulbazinalli
  • Blessing of Charcoatl
  • Blessing of Pikachutlotal
  • Bloody Bloody Bloody!
  • Brawnee's Anthem of Absorption
  • Brined Liver
  • Broken Fast
  • Brother Corsican's Blessing
  • Brother Flying Burrito's Blessing
  • Bureaucratized
  • Butt-Rock Hair
  • Cake Caked
  • Can't Smell Nothin'
  • Carlweather's Cantata of Confrontation
  • Carol of the Bones
  • Carrion' On
  • Carrrsmic
  • Cat Class, Cat Style
  • Cat-Alyzed
  • Chilblains of the Corn
  • Cholestoriffic
  • Clean-Shaven
  • Cletus's Canticle of Celerity
  • Cold Hard Skin
  • Cold-Blooded Warm Fuzzies
  • Colorfully Concealed
  • Coming Up Roses
  • Compensatory Cruelness
  • Concentrated Concentration
  • Cranberry Cordiality
  • Cravin' for a Ravin'
  • Crimbo Epiphany
  • Crimbo Nostalgia
  • Cringle's Curative Carol
  • Crocodile Tear
  • Crotchety, Pining
  • Cruisin' for a Bruisin'
  • Crusty Head
  • Curiosity of Br'er Tarrypin
  • Cuts Like a Buttered Knife
  • Dances with Tweedles
  • Deadly Flashing Blade
  • Dilated Pupils
  • Dirge of Dreadfulness
  • Disco Inferno
  • Discomfited
  • Donho's Bubbly Ballad
  • Down With Chow
  • Dreams and Lights
  • Drenched With Filth
  • Egg on your Face
  • Egg-cellent Vocabulary
  • Egg-stortionary Tactics
  • Egg-stra Arm
  • Eggs-tra Sensory Perception
  • El Tango de la Maldita Suegra
  • Elemental Saucesphere
  • Elron's Explosive Etude
  • Emotion Sickness
  • Empathy
  • Engorged Weapon
  • Extra Terrestrial
  • Eye of the Lihc
  • Fancy Feasted
  • Far Out
  • Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric
  • Feelin' Philosophical
  • Feet of Watermelon
  • Fever From the Flavor
  • Fire Down Below
  • Fireproof Lips
  • Fishily Speeding
  • Fishy Fortification
  • Fitter, Happier
  • Flamingly Floral
  • Flashing Eyes
  • Florid Cheeks
  • Frozen Hands
  • Frozen Shoulders
  • Full Bottle in front of Me
  • Full of Wist
  • Fury of the Bells
  • Fustulent
  • Ghostly Shell
  • Ginger Snapped
  • Gleaming White Teeth
  • Glittering Eyelashes
  • Grrrrrrreat!
  • Grulched
  • Healthy Green Glow
  • Heart of Green
  • Heavily Breathing
  • Hella Smart
  • Hella Smooth
  • Hella Tough
  • Hennaliciousness
  • Hombre Muerto Caminando
  • Hyperoffended
  • Ichorous Eyesight
  • Impregnably Delicious
  • In the Saucestream
  • Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration
  • Inky Camouflage
  • It Didn't Kill You
  • Jackasses' Symphony of Destruction
  • Jammin'
  • Je Ne Sais Porquoise
  • Knightlife
  • La Bamba
  • Leash of Linguini
  • Lemon Enlightenment
  • Low on the Hog
  • Lubed
  • Macho Profundo
  • Mad at Science
  • Mallowed Out
  • Man's Worst Enemy
  • Marco Polarity
  • Material Witness
  • Memento Moiré
  • Mighty Shout
  • Mitre Cut
  • Mmmmmelon
  • Moon'd
  • Mucilaginous Mentalism
  • Mucilaginous Moxiousness
  • Muscularrr
  • No Vertigo
  • No Worries
  • Ode to Booze
  • On the Trail
  • Optimist Primal
  • Orchid Blood
  • Oxygenated Blood
  • Pasta Oneness
  • Patched In
  • Patience of the Tortoise
  • Pemmican't
  • Phairly Pheromonal
  • Piratastic
  • Pockets of Fire
  • Polka of Plenty
  • Ponderous Potency
  • Pop-eyed
  • Power Ballad of the Arrowsmith
  • Prelude of Precision
  • Preternatural Greed
  • Provocative Perkiness
  • Psalm of Pointiness
  • Pumped Up
  • Quadrilled
  • Rage of the Reindeer
  • Really Deep Breath
  • Red Door Syndrome
  • Reptilian Fortitude
  • Rushin' Hands
  • Salty Mouth
  • Sappy Blood
  • Scarysauce
  • Scrappy, Shadowy
  • Seal Clubbing Frenzy
  • Serenity
  • Shamboozled
  • Sharp Weapon
  • Shot in the Arse
  • Slimebreath
  • Slimily Sagacious
  • Slimily Speedy
  • Slimily Strong
  • Slimy Hands
  • Smugness
  • Snobby
  • Spiky Hair
  • Spirit of Alph
  • Squirming Like a Toad
  • Steroid Boost
  • Stevedave's Shanty of Superiority
  • Sticky Hands
  • Strength of Ten Ettins
  • Stuck-Up Hair
  • Sugar High
  • Sugar Smacks
  • Super-Mega-Ultra-Charged
  • Super-Mega-Ultra-Hyper-Charged
  • Sweet and Green
  • Sweet and Yellow
  • The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder
  • The Great Tit's Blessing
  • The Halls of Moxiousness
  • The Halls of Mysticality
  • The Moxious Madrigal
  • The Real Deal
  • The Royal We
  • Three Days Slow
  • Tingly Biceps
  • Tingly Elbows
  • Tingly Wrists
  • Towering Strength
  • Tundra Mouth
  • Turtle Titters
  • Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance
  • Very Clean Guns
  • Very Clean Teeth
  • Weapon of Mass Destruction
  • Well-preserved
  • Well-Swabbed Ear
  • Woad Warrior
  • Wreathed in Merriment
  • You Can Really Taste the Dormouse
  • Yuletide Industry

--Spiny Twizzler 23:30, 28 April 2010 (UTC)

just so you all know, it re-smokes after 6 turns, regardless of whether you have the effect or not. --The ErosionSeeker 20:15, 10 June 2010 (UTC)

Got Kung Fu Fighting from it on a multi today. --Greycat 19:32, 13 January 2011 (UTC)

Total Effect

I was wondering if anyone wanted to help me spade/endlessely slave to figure out the average percentages. By which I mean the average percent of, lets say item drops. This WOULD be including all the other effects. I made it to C (coming up roses) on the effect table. -Slasher Mashter —Preceding unsigned comment added by Slasher99die (talkcontribs) on 10:59, 2010 June 5

Do you mean average number of times you get a particular effect? At this point the belief (until evidence points otherwise) is that all possible effects are equally likely. What the set is of all possible effects is not fully spaded. I've been working on the (presumed same) list with Knob Göblin lòve potions. See that talk page for the link to my results. --Club (#66669) (Talk) 20:23, 5 June 2010 (UTC)

What he means is finding out every effect you can get from the Hookah, adding their effects up, then dividing by the number of effects you can ever possibly get from the Hookah to determine the average bonus it gives. Usful for determining whether the Hookah is optimal for something. --Zourath 00:58, 10 June 2010 (UTC)

It's not optimal for any of the bonuses it gives. You'd always be better off just voluntarily getting whatever bonuses you want. Figuring out the "averages" would be basically worthless.--P4n1q 06:24, 10 June 2010 (UTC)

While finding the overall average seems pointless, simply knowing (approximately) how many unique effects are obtainable--and thus the likelihood of receiving a particular effect--could helpful to people seeking a particular (and often otherwise unobtainable) buff. One difficulty to compiling a comprehensive list is that TPTB can change it as they please. During the first month of its release, the hookah could produce many effects that it no longer can. I've been collecting data on two accounts that have used the hookah almost exclusively since the month after its release, and have yet to receive a single cupcake, snowcone, or pressurized buff, despite several prolonged tatterfests; contrary to page's notes, I believe all of the mutually exclusive effects have been removed. (The base pair buffs are still acquirable, but those are only mutually exclusive in a given combat; for example, you could stack them using BRICKO monsters.) New beneficial effects seem to promptly become available: I've received the buffs from Cinco Mayo Lager, The Art of Slapfighting, and Juju Mojo Mask (and probably others I'm forgetting) almost immediately after their release. More to come... --VinnyB 16:19, 10 July 2010 (UTC)

Point of combat when it triggers?

The smoke-blowing effect appears at the beginning of combat. However, the random effect it grants doesn't always appear to be taken into account immediately. For example, I've fumbled immediately after the hookah give me a "No Fumble" effect. And I've [i]not[i] overkilled a Town Square hobo (that is, I've killed it with few enough damage that it doesn't explode), despite the Hookah giving me a massive Muscle buff. (All of the next five rounds were overkills.) This may just be an issue in the first round of combat. Also, in both of those instances, autoattack was on; could that be relevant?--VinnyB 16:55, 10 July 2010 (UTC)

Another List

Long story short: a while ago there was a bug that made it possible to trivially get large numbers of hookah activations, here's some data. (This data is from June 2010).

Sugar Smacks (1)
White-boy Angst (1)
Moon'd (1)
Burning Hands (1)
No Vertigo (1)
Feelin' Philosophical (1)
Ham-Fisted (1)
Hiding in Plain Sight (1)
Sneaky Serpentine Subtlety (1)
Impregnably Delicious (1)
Chauve-Souris Merde Fou (1)
Radium Radicality (1)
Frog In Your Throat (1)
Sleaze-Resistant Trousers (1)
Deadly Flashing Blade (1)
Crimbo Epiphany (1)
Heart of Pink (1)
Heart of White (1)
Arse-a'fire (1)
Demonic Taint (1)
Hella Tough (1)
Mighty Shout (1)
Pyramid Power (1)
Nano-juiced (1)
Three Days Slow (1)
5 Pounds Lighter (1)
Curiosity of Br'er Tarrypin (1)
Ichorous Intensity (1)
Mucilaginous Moxiousness (1)
Sugary Tongue (1)
Sweet and Red (1)
Crotchety, Pining (1)
Cybernetic Muscles (1)
Savage Beast Inside (1)
Brother Flying Burrito's Blessing (1)
Far Out (1)
El Tango de la Maldita Suegra (1)
Carrion' On (1)
Grrrrrrreat! (1)
It Didn't Kill You (1)
Eye of the Lihc (1)
Red Door Syndrome (1)
Butt-Rock Hair (1)
Sticky Hands (1)
Gr8tness (1)
Fury of the Bells (1)
Jalapeño Saucesphere (1)
Whitened Teeth (1)
Flower Power (1)
Memory of Resilience (4)
Superhuman Sarcasm (4)
Mariachi Mood (4)
Mallowed Out (4)
Red Misty-Eyed (4)
Piratastic (4)
Bestial Sympathy (4)
Truly Gritty (4)
Macho Profundo (4)
Steroid Boost (4)
Smelly Pants (4)
Feet of Watermelon (4)
Pop-eyed (5)
Fire Down Below (5)
Glittering Eyelashes (5)
Yuletide Mutations (5)
The Halls of Mysticality (5)
What's That Smell? (5)
The Great Tit's Blessing (5)
Engorged Weapon (5)
Clyde's Blessing (5)
Woad Warrior (5)
Go Get 'Em, Tiger! (5)
The Sweats (5)
Super-Mega-Charged (5)
Weapon of Mass Destruction (5)
Tomato Power (5)
Leash of Linguini (5)
Bloody Bloody Bloody! (5)
Yuletide Industry (5)
Seal Clubbing Frenzy (5)
Chihuahua Underfoot (5)
Badger Underfoot (5)
On the Shoulders of Giants (5)
A Contender (5)
Cuts Like a Lightly-Buttered Knife (5)
Charrrming (5)
Frigid Weapon (5)
Jabañero Saucesphere (5)
Stinky Weapon (5)
Dance Interpreter (5)
Snarl of the Timberwolf (5)
Wintergreen Warmongery (5)
Seriously Mutated (5)
Compensatory Cruelness (5)
Memory of Smarts (5)
Also Schmeckt Zarathustra (5)
Dwarven Hardiness (5)
Smugness (5)
Turtle Titters (6)
Fishy Fortification (6)
Heavily Breathing (6)
Gleaming White Teeth (6)
Fitter, Happier (6)
Jammin' (6)
Can't Be a Chooser (6)
Fancy Feasted (6)
Squirming Like a Toad (6)
Eggs-tra Sensory Perception (6)
Papowerful (6)
Preternatural Greed (6)
Jackasses' Symphony of Destruction (6)
Blackberry Politeness (6)
Grimace (6)
Drenched With Filth (6)
Hustlin' (6)
Corruption of Wretched Wally (6)
Colorfully Concealed (6)
Saucemastery (6)
Ghostly Shell (6)
Mucilaginous Muscle (6)
Bilious Briskness (6)
Slimily Speedy (6)
Swimming Head (6)
Donho's Bubbly Ballad (6)
In Vino Vires (6)
Antarctic Memories (6)
Tin, Man (6)
Stuck-Up Hair (6)
Cinco Elementos (6)
Slimily Strong (6)
Cat Class, Cat Style (6)
Brined Liver (6)
Mad at Science (6)
Rainbow Bright (6)
The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder (6)
Feet of Grapefruit (6)
The Smile of Mr. A. (6)
One Very Clear Eye (6)
Radiant Personality (6)
Ocelot Eyes (6)
Cat-Alyzed (6)
Unusual Fashion Sense (6)
Inscrutable exoskeleton (6)
Arcane in the Brain (6)
Phairly Pheromonal (6)
Hoity Toity (6)
Phoenix, Right? (6)
Shot in the Arse (6)
Scarysauce (6)
Spooky Demeanor (6)
Sinuses For Miles (6)
Disco Concentration (6)
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—Preceding unsigned comment added by Shademaster00 (talkcontribs) on 2011 January 13

  • Did you get 4k adventures of Ode from the hookah? If so, that's odd. If not then your list is contaminated and not that useful. I've been using the bugged potions and keeping careful notes with those. Current theory is that they are the same effect list. With over 5k used, I've seen 505 different effects. Potion Effects --Club (#66669) (Talk) 23:24, 13 January 2011 (UTC)
    • Ah, okay. I forgot to mention that at the time, I had Wasabi Sinuses, Elemental Saucesphere, Empathy and Polka on. While I am pretty sure these can come from the hookah as well, I guess they should be thrown out. I am certain the rest of the effects are from the hookah though. --Shademaster00 01:55, 14 January 2011 (UTC)

Not sure if this fits, but I got the 'On the trail' effect from the hookah while I already had that effect going and it extended it six turns. I'm not sure what forces are at work with that effect.--Tombot 00:40, 2 April 2011 (UTC)

I finished a Way of the Surprising Fist Ascension and had Earthen Fist active in aftercore when I received the Earthen Fist-Buff from the hookah. --Yatsufusa 02:48, 9 December 2011 (CET)

No 2nd hookah?

I have tried several times to get a 2nd hookah. Once with the first in my inventory, a 2nd with it in my DC. It does not appear to be possible to get a 2nd one. I assume since there are people with more than one in their DC, that something must have changed at some point? QVamp (talk) 22:12, 17 June 2013 (UTC)

  • It was always my understanding that you can get a second of familiar hatchlings you're not supposed to get a second of as long as you can do it in Bad Moon. For example: farm 1,000 nickels and get the hobo monkey before breaking the prism and getting all your familiars back. There could a similar kind of isolation going on for items currently in Hagnk's, but I never did it myself and have just recently returned from quite a long KoL-pause so I'm not quite sure.
    In the case of an item that requires stuff only attainable by different classes I can't tell. Maybe your best chance was to do a hc-run, break the prism, pull the gift items (but not the hookah) and try to get a second one. From what I remember, this might not work if your other hookah is in your dc. Again: I never did it myself.
    Why the limit was implemented in the first place I can't tell, since every time people run into one of these barriers, they get unhappy. --Yatsufusa (talk) 03:58, 11 August 2013 (UTC)

Bad Moon Effects

Can you get any of the Bad Moon effects? They usually have a positive and a negative effect or do nothing, so i was wondering if you could get any of the Bad Moon effects like Missing Kidney, Your #1 Problem, etc. --Kingskybomber14 (talk) 03:03, 10 November 2014 (UTC)

The hookah is thought to use the same list of effects as the Knob Göblin lòve potion, which almost certainly does not include the Bad Moon effects. --Vorzer (talk) 04:32, 10 November 2014 (UTC)