Talk:Gift-a-pult

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Well, looks like gift packages are excluded. Bummer. --Xero Storm 07:28, 6 December 2010 (UTC)

Here's a dump of some gift item combat messages I've gotten so far. They're in no particular order. Note the designer handbag! Superluigi 02:17, 4 December 2010 (UTC)


You load the cheap studded belt into the gift-a-pult and pull the trigger. A wannabe goth punk spots it flying through the air and leaps for it, stomping your opponent with his pleather thigh-high boots for 11 damage.

You load the flavored foot massage oil into the gift-a-pult and pull the trigger. It breaks open next to your opponent, and thankfully it's allergic to whatever chemical flavoring is in that stuff. It gets a rash that does about 11 damage.

You load the black-and-blue light into the gift-a-pult and pull the trigger. It glows at your opponent, making it think it's covered in bruises. It is so convinced that it actually takes 10 damage.

You load the blue plasma ball into the gift-a-pult and pull the trigger. It shatters against your opponent and the lightning escapes, shocking it for 12 damage.

You load the Jack-in-the-box into the gift-a-pult and pull the trigger. The head pops out and smacks acc for 1023 damage.

You load the designer handbag into the gift-a-pult and pull the trigger. A nearby fashionista leaps up to catch it and lands on your opponent, stomping it with a criminally expensive spiked heel for 23361 damage.

You load the Crimbo Candy Cookbook into the gift-a-pult and pull the trigger. The book bonks off of it, doing a sweet 1023 damage.

You load the explosion-flavored chewing gum into the gift-a-pult and pull the trigger. It explodes in its mouth, or something similar to a mouth, and does 10 damage.

You load the garish pinky ring into the gift-a-pult and pull the trigger. A member of the penguin mafia watches your opponent catch it as it lands, then waddles over to beat it up (for 50 damage) and steal the ring.

You load the peanut brittle shield into the gift-a-pult and pull the trigger. Like all peanut brittle, when it hits your opponent it shatters into razor-sharp shards that slice it for 1108 damage.

You load the personal massager into the gift-a-pult and pull the trigger. It gives your opponent a massage that is perhaps a little too personal, doling out 12 damage.

You load the red-and-green sweater into the gift-a-pult and pull the trigger. A glove full of knives pops out of the sweater and slices it for 1210 damage.

You load the stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech into the gift-a-pult and pull the trigger. It switches its phasers from 'hug' to 'hit for 25 damage,' and fires a shot.

You load the stuffed teddy butler into the gift-a-pult and pull the trigger. It butles your opponent for 50 damage.

You load the foam dart into the gift-a-pult and pull the trigger. It infringes upon a trademark and nerfs it for 10 damage. Your nerfed foe takes a moment to complain about it on a forum.

You load the stuffed crazy bastard sword into the gift-a-pult and pull the trigger. A giant stuffed stick figure holding a martini chases after the sword, trampling your opponent for 40 damage.

You load the stuffed Meat into the gift-a-pult and pull the trigger. A noob leaps up to catch the meat, and lands on it for 140 damage.

You load the fancy opera glasses into the gift-a-pult and pull the trigger. Light refracts through the glasses as they fall, blinding your opponent for 47 damage.

You load the heart necklace into the gift-a-pult and pull the trigger. The chain lands around its neck, and the cheap metal gives it a rash for 24 damage.

You load the Red Rover BB gun into the gift-a-pult and pull the trigger. It goes off in mid-air and shoots one of your opponent's eyes out, also doing 1053 damage.

You load the rubber WWJD? bracelet into the gift-a-pult and pull the trigger. It gets stuck on one of your opponent'ss' extremities, squeezing it for 12 damage. Jarlsberg probably would have just cast a spell, but you do what you can with what you have.

You load the rubber WWtNSD? bracelet into the gift-a-pult and pull the trigger. It gets stuck on one of your opponent'ss' extremities, squeezing it for 11 damage. The Naughty Sorceress would have done the same, but with more cleavage and maniacal laughter.

You load the stuffed monocle into the gift-a-pult and pull the trigger. It slices through your opponent for 47 damage. Woah, turns out the monocle had a razor-sharp edge. Hardcore, man.

You load the stuffed tin of caviar into the gift-a-pult and pull the trigger. It lodges in one of your opponent's windpipe for a very posh 49 damage.

You load the stuffed key into the gift-a-pult and pull the trigger. The key lands on your opponent and somehow unlocks their potential to take 47 damage.

You load the stuffed treasure chest into the gift-a-pult and pull the trigger. It opens in mid-air and dumps its contents on your opponent. Looks like it was full of 47 damage.

You load the stuffed martini into the gift-a-pult and pull the trigger. A giant stuffed stick figure holding a sword chases after the martini, trampling your opponent for 43 damage.

You load the spade necklace into the gift-a-pult and pull the trigger. The chain lands around its neck, and the cheap metal gives it a rash for 24 damage. Now use 100 of them on every monster in the Kingdom and determine if the damage is constant, or has a modifier.

You load the Loudmouth Larry Lamprey into the gift-a-pult and pull the trigger. The fish part doesn't do much damage when it hits, but the wooden plaque it's mounted to does 12 damage.

You load the personalized coffee mug into the gift-a-pult and pull the trigger. It mugs your opponent for 12 damage.

You load the rubber emo roe into the gift-a-pult and pull the trigger. It knocks your opponent down, and sends the chairs and lamps all scattering and doing 10 damage. Man, when it picks up speed, get out of its way!

You load the trousers of the white knight into the gift-a-pult and pull the trigger. The trousers land on your opponent, suffocating it for 341 damage. Checkmate.

You load the stick-on eyebrow piercing into the gift-a-pult and pull the trigger. Woah, did you see that zeppelin with the hippo riding it go by? While I was watching that, your eyebrow piercing somehow did 12 damage!

You load the stuffed angry cow into the gift-a-pult and pull the trigger. Your opponent starts beating the crap out of it, not stopping until it hurts its self for 20 damage in the process.

Superluigi 02:17, 4 December 2010 (UTC)

You load the red balloon into the gift-a-pult and pull the trigger. The red balloon goes by. A super-high-tech jet fighter spots it and fires on it, also strafing it for 10608 damage.

You load the black lotus into the gift-a-pult and pull the trigger. It taps it for 12192 damage, and you cut your foe some slack while it's getting its nerve back. --Sel Ibrix 06:55, 4 December 2010 (UTC)


You load the stuffed Hodgman into the gift-a-pult and pull the trigger. It mutters a stream of bizarre nonsense as it smacks him for 10080 damage.--Meloncollie 07:25, 4 December 2010 (UTC)

You load the urinal cake into the gift-a-pult and pull the trigger. It is so skeeved out that it leaps backwards, landing on something sharp for 12 damage.

You load the yellow snowcone into the gift-a-pult and pull the trigger. The snowcone lands anticlimactically on the ground in front of it. Then it slips on it and falls over, inducing a comedic 11 damage.

You load the black candy heart into the gift-a-pult and pull the trigger. It proves to be a brave heart by choking your opponent for 10 damage. Freedom!

You load the blended frozen swill with a fly in it into the gift-a-pult and pull the trigger. The fly takes flight from the drink and in midair is eaten by a spider, which is eaten by a bird, which is eaten by a cat, which is eaten by a dog, which is eaten by a cow, which squashes it for 10 damage.

You load the cymbal syrup into the gift-a-pult and pull the trigger. It spills out over your opponent, and the ensuing 11 damage is cymbally irresistible. *rimshot*--GoldS 09:37, 4 December 2010 (UTC)


You load the heart-shaped balloon into the gift-a-pult and pull the trigger. It breaks against him for a heart-breaking work of staggering 25 damage.

You load the Kevlar balloon into the gift-a-pult and pull the trigger. It discerns the mechanics underlying your opponent remaining hitpoints, and harvests 239 of them, though you'll need a bigger sample size to be sure of the distribution.

You load the Mylar balloon into the gift-a-pult and pull the trigger. It pops near him, and him[sic] chokes on a scrap of the mylar for 122 damage.

You load the green balloon into the gift-a-pult and pull the trigger. It explodes next to him, and whatever helium knock-off it was filled with does 11 damage.

You load the white balloon into the gift-a-pult and pull the trigger. It pops right next to him, startling him for 3 damage.

You load the Raggedy Hippy doll into the gift-a-pult and pull the trigger. Its dreadlocks whip him for 108 damage, to say nothing of its smell. --Valys 10:51, 4 December 2010 (UTC)

Just an educated guess, but damage seems to be ~2x autosell price. Is there anything that disagrees with this? --Heeheehee 06:52, 5 December 2010 (UTC)

Edit: Obviously not useful for gift items that can't be discarded, like stuffed hodgman and designer handbag. My guess is that the former has an internal value of ~5k (for 10k damage), and the latter has an internal value of ~11k (for 22k damage). --Heeheehee 06:57, 5 December 2010 (UTC)


You load the arrow'd heart balloon into the gift-a-pult and pull the trigger. The balloon misses him, but the arrow hits for 23589 damage.

Looks like the rare valentine gifts will also kill him in one hit, sadly I forgot that this was rare and used it after a red balloon.--Lady Tomo 22:50, 5 December 2010 (UTC)

Damage Ranges

Looking at the damage ranges for the crimbo tree gifts and vip klaw gifts, it looks like damage is 2 to 2.5 times the auto-sell value when given. VIP klaw items (e.g., stuffed key, bejeweled cufflinks, garish pink ring), with the exception of the designer handbag, appear to do 40-50 damage (bejeweled did 40, 43; fancy opera glasses did 44, 45, 45, 49, 50; giant designer sunglasses 40, 42, 45, 46; garish pink ring 40, 41, 42, 47; stuffed key 40, 46, 46, 49, 50 50). The five different Crimbo gift items did between 1005 and 1235 in damage. For Hilarious and Tasteful gifts, they all did 10-12, which makes sense if the damage formula is rounded down.

This would make the designer handbag likely to do 20000-25000, and the top-end gift shop items 10000-12500. Can someone help verify or dispute this formula? (I would assume this spading is going on elsewhere.)--Foggy 16:42, 11 December 2010 (UTC)

Round 1: RoyalTonberry uses the designer handbag!
Round 2: uncle hobo takes 21982 damage.

Round 1: RoyalTonberry uses the designer handbag!
Round 2: uncle hobo takes 24543 damage.

Round 1: RoyalTonberry uses the designer handbag!
Round 2: uncle hobo takes 24851 damage.

Round 1: RoyalTonberry uses the designer handbag!
Round 2: uncle hobo takes 20573 damage.
  • Also, question: Concerning damage range, does the V-Mask's +50% power activate with gift items used with the gift-a-pult? If there's someone out there that can spare the slot and still have the X00% +items, that would be useful info. Especially if it means it results in using cheaper gift items to take him down. --Jimfromtx 09:18, 12 December 2010 (UTC)
  • Says it right there on the page, man:
    While it uses the "Items" menu in combat, and works with funkslinging, the V for Vivala mask does not increase gift item damage.
    --Flargen 09:33, 12 December 2010 (UTC)
    • Whoops, missed that part, dunno when it came in. Plus, I was tired when I wrote the last comment, lol. --Jimfromtx 00:30, 14 December 2010 (UTC)
  • Would this mean then that a "no discard" flag = projected autosell value of 10k? Argus 11:18, 12 December 2010 (UTC)

a thought

  • when the 'pult didn't kill him i had a second in inventory. coincidence? --Evilkolbot 13:28, 12 December 2010 (UTC)