Talk:Dungeon dragon chest

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You open the dungeon dragon chest, and find that it's full of wondrous magical items! Unfortunately, they're all pretty useless. Some of the highlights:

endless flagon of hobo honey wine
+11 shoulderpads of cowardly fireballs
spiteful sack of misogyny

You go to the pawn shop across the street from the Council of Loathing building and manage to hock the chest's contents. You gain 477 Meat. --Johnny Treehugger 21:04, 21 September 2011 (CEST)

extra-visible bracers of clairvoyance
leather leather nunchuks of bandit slaying
fiery padlock of telepathy
padlock of banal barley wine

You gain 509 Meat. --Evilkolbot 23:41, 21 September 2011 (CEST)

jasper-studded sword of polyamory
+11 shoulderpads of polyamory
+3 skin-hat of fireballs

--Darkwolf 01:32, 22 September 2011 (CEST)

Could somebody who happens to be doing a surprising fist run give this item a try?--Tombot 20:05, 22 September 2011 (CEST)

Sure, here you go:

You open the dungeon dragon chest, and find that it's full of wondrous magical items! Unfortunately, they're all pretty useless. Some of the highlights:

invisible pike of bandit slaying
elbowpads of mediocrity
calm scepter of clairvoyance
gilded yo-yo of dancing

You go to the pawn shop across the street from the Council of Loathing building and manage to hock the chest's contents.

Good for the local orphans!

--Forsythe 20:34, 22 September 2011 (CEST)

  • (edit conflict) In Surprising Fist:
You open the dungeon dragon chest, and find that it's full of wondrous magical items! Unfortunately, they're all pretty useless. Some of the highlights:

extra-heavy flail of lordly invisibility
+3 helm of invisibility
spoon of fishy shark summoning
footaxe of invisibility
bone china "Rod of Lordly Might" (if you know what I mean) of orc slaying

You go to the pawn shop across the street from the Council of Loathing building and manage to hock the chest's contents.

Good for the local orphans!
--Club (#66669) (Talk) 20:39, 22 September 2011 (CEST)

More items:

bone china shoes of irascibility
double-sapphire-studded gloves of polyamory
+37 teddy bear of thief slaying
footaxe of cantankerous mediocrity
+1 machine of mediocrity
endless flagon of hobo root beer
bastard spoon of bandit slaying
endless flagon of badger barley wine
plush footaxe of lightning
chartreuse handaxe of bewildering gangster control

--Erich 12:08, 24 September 2011 (CEST)

My results:

  • bracers of invisibility
  • brass knuckles of brilliance
  • +3 crossbow of lizardmam slaying
  • bone china kneepads of irascibility
  • lizard's face-hat of fireballs

You go to the pawn shop across the street from the Council of Loathing building and manage to hock the chest's contents.

You gain 520 Meat.

Yes, it does say "lizardmam". Tyyyyypooooo. --Southwest 12:19, 1 October 2011 (CEST)

Just from what's above, it definitely isn't 450-500 Meat. I used 8 and got Meat gains of 507, 507, 459, 455, 515, 481, 520, and 461. My prophecy, based on the knowledge of TPTMBG's habits, is that this gives 450-550; however, since data is the currency of a good wiki, I'll use another pile of them when I'm out of my current run. --Terion 02:40, 6 November 2012 (CET)

  • Yep, gonna go with 450-550. Here's the results of 32 more chests, sorted into ascending order: 451, 455, 457, 460, 473, 477, 478, 480, 484, 485, 485, 490, 492, 505, 506, 512, 515, 517, 526, 526, 528, 530, 533, 534, 539, 541, 541, 542, 543, 545, 547, 547. --Terion 04:14, 20 November 2012 (CET)