Talk:Cursed dirty joke scroll

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Used on a witty pirate...

You unroll the cursed scroll and read the joke written thereon. It's far too dirty and far too scary a joke to actually transcribe in a family game, but suffice to say that it simultaneously terrifies and scandalizes your opponent, to the tune of 168 (+166) damage.

First damage is spooky, second is sleazy.

Damage Formula

I did 78 spooky and 76 sleaze with: 131 buffed, 86 unbuffed muscle; 108 buffed, 74 unbuffed mysticality; 151 buffed, 123 unbuffed moxie; SmittyBoy 07:22, 5 December 2007 (CST)


198spooky (+174)sleaze, against Possibility Giant Muscle: 257 (246) Mysticality: 268 (244) Moxie: 362 (351) Wou 16:11, 5 December 2007 (GMT)

against wealthy pirate: 387 spooky and 411 sleazy, Muscle: 3465 (3450) Mysticality: 781 (766) Moxie: 803 (775) --FatQuack 19:41, 5 December 2007 (CST)

against wealthy pirate: 289 spooky and 286 sleazy, Muscle: 389 (378) Mysticality: 393 (382) Moxie: 575 (540) --BaruMonkey 10:06, 6 December 2007 (CST)

against wealthy pirate: 287 spooky and 282 sleazy --BaruMonkey 10:11, 6 December 2007 (CST)

Muscle: 303 (295) Myst: 313 (305) Mox: 898 (877) vs. witty pirate: 446 spooky, 463 sleaze. --Sharif DelMonte

Test 1: against wacky pirate: 224 (+216) damage, Muscle: 251 (196) Mysticality: 216 (171) Moxie: 427 (163).
Test 2: against wacky pirate: 18 (+17) damage, Muscle: 220 (197) Mysticality: 191 (171) Moxie: 34 (163).
Test 3: against whiny pirate, moxie reduced to 1 (163): I got a bugged message saying I did "%dmg damage". So it's looking like this item's damage scales to your buffed Mox. --Prestige 06:20, 8 December 2007 (CST)

With a buffed moxie of 469, I did 243/224 damage. (Other stats were 354/350; 601/697; 469/347.)--Foggy 10:46, 9 December 2007 (CST)

Nobody has explicitly tested it at high moxie, or at least nobody's reported it yet. So, I checked right now: it works great! With a buffed moxie of 6067, against a 6,916-Headed Hydra, I did 3003 (+3096) and 3036 (+2962) damage. --Neminem 02:12, 12 December 2007 (CST)

  • Hellooooo, new favorite basement items. --TechSmurf 03:03, 12 December 2007 (CST)

You unroll the cursed scroll and read the joke written thereon. It's far too dirty and far too scary a joke to actually transcribe in a family game, but suffice to say that it simultaneously terrifies and scandalizes your opponent, to the tune of 2488 (+2431) damage. This is with Moxie:3244 (507)-Jizwink

  • Appears to be approximately 1.5x your buffed moxie. I'm going to hazard a guess that you had a v for vivala mask on. --Neminem 02:33, 19 December 2007 (CST)

Threw one at a hobo, and got triplicate damage: "You unroll the cursed scroll... <snip> ...to the tune of 1 (+374) (+377) damage." Not sure what changed to give it a "base" of 1 physical damage, plus the spooky and sleaze elemental damages. I posted a forum thread about it, also. --Terion 02:29, 25 March 2009 (UTC)

Consumption

Is this item consumed once you use it or can it be used multiple times? --Sinic 14:27, 10 January 2008 (CST)

  • All combat items are consumed when used unless noted otherwise. --TechSmurf 15:04, 10 January 2008 (CST)
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