Taking a Proper Gander

Choice adventure number: 425

Taking a Proper Gander

You open a door at the back of the factory that's marked "Break Room -- Taking a Break Would Be Unwise." Inside, you see an elf standing on a chair, addressing a little group of fellow elves. "Brothers! Sisters! Second cousins!" he says. "Why is it that the hardest-working elves among us get paid the same as the laziest? If you work twice as fast as the next elf, your reward is you do twice as much work in a day! I say we cast off the chains of high expectations! Break the manacles of living up to personal potential! We should all work barely enough to not get fired, and get paid barely enough to not quit!"

Hmm. You'd better attack the seditious sonofabitch before you're forced to admit that he kind of has a point.

End the Propaganda Extravaganza, Tony Danza

propaganda-spewin' elf -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: poison pen, bottle of agitprop inkq, elf resistance buttonq Meat Drop: None Monster Level: scales • Substat Gain: scales • Moxie for No Hit*: scales Monster Defense: Scales with player stats Hit Points: scales Initiative: 0 Elemental Alignment: None Damage Resistance: Indeterminate

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Occurs in the Crimbo Town Toy Factory (2009) (after 49 combats).