Taco fish

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Taco fish
Monster ID 1573
Locations The Sunken Party Yacht
Hit Points 500
Attack 350
Defense 400
Initiative 50
Meat 120-180
Phylum fish
Elements sleaze
Resistance  ?
Monster Parts shell,head,tail
Drops
Manuel Entry
refreshedit data
taco fish You're fighting a taco fish

This is an evolutionary oddity: a fish wrapped in a crispy taco shell. How does the shell stay crispy underwater? What are the evolutionary advantages to being covered in a taco shell? Is this thing related to the taco cat in the palindome?

This is why Loathing biologists drink so heavily.

Hit Message(s):

It bonks into you with its hard shell. You wish it were one of the rare soft-shelled taco fish. Ugh! Argh! Ooh! Oof!

It comes out of its shell, smacks you with its tail, then goes back in. Ow! Eek! Ooh! Eek!

It crunches you with its taco shell, leaving you a shell of an adventurer. Ouch! Ooh! Eek! Ooh!

It slices your <arm> with the edge of its shell. It's surprisingly sharp. Ugh! Eek! Argh! Eek!

It spits red-hot refried beans at you. How does it get them so hot? Oof! Ugh! Argh! Argh! (hot damage)

It squirts hot sauce in your eye. Ugh! Ugh! Eek! Argh! (hot damage)

Critical Hit Message:

It extends a barbed stinger from its tail and smacks you in the jugular with it, pumping jabañero hot sauce directly into your veins. And you thought "that makes my blood boil" was just an expression. Ooh! Eek! Argh! Oof! (hot damage)

Miss Message(s):

It tries to bonk you with its hard shell, but has a hard time doing so.

You invite it to come out of its shell a little bit, but it's too shy.

It tries to crunch you with its taco shell, but your skin is more crunchtabulous than its shell.

It tries to slice you with the edge of its shell, but you get the shell away from it.

It spits refried beans at you, but you re-dodge them.

It tries to squirt hot sauce at you, but you saucily dodge.

Fumble Message:

It notices a crack in its shell and has to stop and secrete some guacamole to patch the wound. Man, nature is weird. (FUMBLE!)


After Combat

Meat.gifYou gain ~150 Meat

Occurs at The Sunken Party Yacht.

Notes

  • This monster only occurs when on the Taco Dan quest.
  • Drops "fish meat", affected by meat modifiers, which you need to complete the quest.

References

  • The monster is a reference to the fish taco (NSFW).