Swamp troll

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Swamp troll
Monster ID 2075
Locations The Troll Fortress
Hit Points 300
Attack 150
Defense 150
Initiative 0
Meat None
Phylum construct
Elements None
Resistance 100%
Monster Parts arm, head, leg, torso
Rubee™, Rubee™
Manuel Entry
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swamp troll You're fighting a swamp troll

This must be the titular Lair of the Swamp Troll! You can tell because it's a fortress that's ankle-deep with gross swamp water, and also because there's a huge troll in here. A pretty realistic one, considering it's made of rubber. The speaker in its mouth issues a loud roar, and it sloshes toward you -- presumably on a track under the water, since the legs don't actually move. The arms do though, and they're swinging a pretty big club.


You return to the swamp troll's fortress, and the swamp troll is still in there. Considering that the troll is larger than the cave entrance and they probably had to assemble it in here -- and the fact that it runs on a track and doesn't have a free range of movement -- I guess that isn't surprising.


The swamp troll is still in its fortress, waiting for you. Well, just waiting, I guess. Not for you in particular. It would be a little weird to personify an animatronic rubber troll like that. It's not like the thing is actually alive and waiting for nightfall so it can roam the park and eat the new security guard.


You return to the swamp troll's fortressfor a rematch. There's something oddly satisfying about beating up a huge rubber troll -- more exciting than the heavy bag at the gym, but not as exciting as an actual troll, which has the potential to be a little too exciting.


You slosh through the ankle-deep swamp water and back into the troll's lair. Here's a question: how do they keep the track and wheels and gears and stuff from rusting? This park really does straddle a bizarre line between engineering genius and total junk.

Hit Message(s):

The troll swats you with its giant rubber club. It turns out the walls are padded with rubber too, which is helpful. Ow! Eek! Oof! Ouch! Oof!

The troll bashes you in the thigh with its club. It's softer than a telephone pole, but no less heavy. Argh! Ooh! Ow! Argh! Ow!

The troll rolls forward, crushing your foot under its wheels. Argh! Ooh! Oof! Ugh! Argh!

Critical Hit Message:

The animatronic troll smashes you full force with its rubber club. It's like being hit by a rubber semi truck. Ow! Argh! Ooh! Ugh! Oof!

Miss Message(s):

The troll makes a noise that sounds like a recording of someone going "Yarrrrgh!"

The swamp troll rolls toward you, and you slosh out of its way.

You dive to the ground to dodge the swinging club, and get a mouth full of swamp water. Yuck.

Fumble Message:

The troll hits the end of its track and starts moving away from you. (FUMBLE!)

After Combat

Megagem.gifYou acquire an item: Rubee™ (% chance)*
Megagem.gifYou acquire an item: Rubee™ (% chance)*

Occurs at The Troll Fortress.


  • Immune to all damage except Hot