|Locations||The Dark and Spooky Swamp, The Corpse Bog|
|Monster Parts||head, arm, leg, torso|
|Manuel||vial of swamp vapors|
You know what just occurred to me? It's been ages since I heard or read a mother-in-law joke. It used to be a staple of comedy -- particularly sit-coms and newspaper strips -- that one's mother-in-law is invariably a horrible, evil, smelly, ugly old woman. I can't even remember the last time I heard someone's mother-in-law referred to as the punchline of a joke, though.
So, for the sake of the preservation of historical joke forms, let's just say that you are currently being attacked by your mother-in-law.
The swamp hag claws your elbow with her long filthy claws. Also, she teeth your <ankle> with her long filthy teeth. Oof!
The swamp hag casts a terrible curse on you, causing you to punch yourself in the face repeatedly. Oof!
The swamp hag demands to know why you never write, when you're going to give her a grandchild already, and what kind of life you think this is for her daughter. You start hitting yourself on the head to drown out her voice. Oof!
The swamp hag threatens to swallow your soul, and actually follows through. It hurts pretty bad! Oof! (spooky damage)
The swamp hag goes for a claw/claw/bite, but doesn't make her THAC0.
The swamp hag tries to cast a curse on you, but you dodge. Err... I'm not sure how that works, but why argue with success?
The swamp hag seems to be complaining about something, but you're too busy watching football to notice.
The hag spends some time cackling and ranting incoherently. You nod polietely, with no idea what she's talking about. (FUMBLE!)
|You gain 20-30 Meat (average: 25, stdev: 2.42)*|
|You acquire an item: moonberry wine cooler (30% chance)*|
|You acquire an item: witch wart (5-10% chance)*|
|You acquire an item: vial of swamp vapors (15% chance)*|
|You gain 8.75 <substat>.|