Swamp gator

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Swamp gator
Monster ID 595
Locations The Wildlife Sanctuarrrrrgh, The Weird Swamp Village
Hit Points 32
Attack 36
Defense 32
Initiative 40
Meat 24-36
Phylum beast
Elements None
Resistance None
Monster Parts head, foot, leg, tail
fine aged cheddarwurst, seegar butt
Manuel Entry
refreshedit data
swamp gator You're fighting a swamp gator

The gators that live in this swamp spend most of their day either hunting and eating beavers, or trying to avoid being hunted and eaten by beavers. Okay, sometimes they get together with some of the other swamp critters for a catfish-fry or a game of pea-knuckle, but mostly it's the beavers and the hunting and the eating.

Hit Message(s):

The gator chomps viciously on your <thigh>. "See you later, <groin>," you say, sadly. Ow! Ugh! Eek!

The gator snaps his teeth at your <calf>. He misses, but accidentally burns you with his cigar. Eek! Ooh! Ugh! (hot damage)

The gator bashes you with his tail. It's a bit like taking a large suitcase to the face. Ooh! Oof! Eek!

You poke the gator with a stick and shout "Crikey!" This makes him angry, and he makes a fair attempt at biting you in half. Ouch! Ugh! Eek!

Critical Hit Message:

The gator swallows you whole. Fortunately, you find an eggbeater in there, and use it to escape, along with three bats and several church-mice. Oof! Eek! Eek!

Miss Message(s):

The gator tries to bite you in the <foot>, but misses. He'll probably try again after a while.

The gator snaps his teeth at your <forehead>, but msses[sic]. "Rowrbazzle," he grumbles, pausing to relight his cigar.

The gator tries to bash you with his tail, but since he has to turn around to do it, it's hard to aim.

You poke the gator with a stick and shout "Crikey! Look at the size of 'im!" The gator is perplexed by your strange behavior.

Fumble Message:

The gator gets distracted by some zany goings-on involving a bespectacled owl and a turtle wearing a pirate hat. (FUMBLE!)

After Combat

Meat.gifYou gain 24-36 Meat (average: 30, stdev: 2.83)*
Stogie.gifYou acquire an item: seegar butt
Sausage.gifYou acquire an item: fine aged cheddarwurst

Occurs at The Wildlife Sanctuarrrrrgh and The Weird Swamp Village.


  • The comic strip Pogo featured a cigar-smoking alligator named Albert. The owl and turtle would be Howland Owl and Churchill "Churchy" LaFemme, respectively.
  • Albert Alligator, in one story arc, had several church mice move in to his stomach and inadvertently torment him with an eggbeater.
  • Poking an alligator with a stick and shouting "Crikey!" refers to The Crocodile Hunter.