Swamp duck

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Swamp duck
Monster ID 562
Locations The Bog, McMillicancuddy's Farm (Post-War)
Hit Points 190
Attack 169
Defense 160
No-Hit 179
Initiative 50
Meat 120-180
Phylum beast
Elements stench
Resistance None
Monster Parts head, leg, tail, torso, wing
duct tape, fetid feather
Manuel Entry
refreshedit data
swamp duck You're fighting a swamp duck

This is a duck that got sucked into Farmer McMillicancuddy's Bog and came back smelling like... well... like Farmer McMillicancuddy's Bog. Didn't you recognize his fowl stench when you came on board?

Hit Message(s):

The squiggly lines of stench coming off the duck worm their way into your sinuses. Blech. Ow! Ow! Ugh! Ow! (stench damage)

It belches a green fog at you. Your eyes water as your eyelashes wilt. Ooh! Ugh! Oof! Ugh! (stench damage)

It tucks its head under its wing, which is kind of cute. Then it tucks your head under its wing, which is less cute. Eek! Ow! Oof! Oof! (stench damage)

It flaps its feet in your face. Ugh, you don't want to know what that duck has stepped in. Oof! Eek! Ugh! Ugh! (stench damage)

Critical Hit Message:

It flaps its way high into the sky, then does a bombing run right over you. I won't describe what it drops on you, except to say, "and you thought these things smelled bad on the outside..." Ouch! Eek! Eek! Ooh! Argh! (stench damage)

Miss Message(s):

It tries to step on you with its stinky feet, but that stinky feat is unsuccessful.

It belches green fog at you, but you fogging well dodge.

The squiggly lines of stench coming off the duck squiggle toward you, but you squiggle out of the way. Squiggle squiggle squiggle.

It tries to tuck your head under its wing, but gets confused in the pronoun mess that ensues.

Fumble Message:

It belches a big, stinky, bog-water belch at you. Fortunately, the wind changes and it gets a faceful of its own stench. It staggers backwards and passes out briefly. (FUMBLE!)

After Combat

Meat.gifYou gain 120-180 Meat (average: 150, stdev: 12.65)*
Stenchfeather.gifYou acquire an item: fetid feather (10.2% chance)*
Dtape.gifYou acquire an item: duct tape (5.1% chance)*
You gain 42-43 <substat>.

Occurs at The Bog and McMillicancuddy's Farm (Post-War).