|Locations||The Bog, McMillicancuddy's Farm (Post-War)|
|Monster Parts||head, leg, tail, torso, wing|
This is a duck that got sucked into Farmer McMillicancuddy's Bog and came back smelling like... well... like Farmer McMillicancuddy's Bog. Didn't you recognize his fowl stench when you came on board?
The squiggly lines of stench coming off the duck worm their way into your sinuses. Blech. Ow! Ow! Ugh! Ow! (stench damage)
It belches a green fog at you. Your eyes water as your eyelashes wilt. Ooh! Ugh! Oof! Ugh! (stench damage)
It tucks its head under its wing, which is kind of cute. Then it tucks your head under its wing, which is less cute. Eek! Ow! Oof! Oof! (stench damage)
It flaps its feet in your face. Ugh, you don't want to know what that duck has stepped in. Oof! Eek! Ugh! Ugh! (stench damage)
It flaps its way high into the sky, then does a bombing run right over you. I won't describe what it drops on you, except to say, "and you thought these things smelled bad on the outside..." Ouch! Eek! Eek! Ooh! Argh! (stench damage)
It tries to step on you with its stinky feet, but that stinky feat is unsuccessful.
It belches green fog at you, but you fogging well dodge.
The squiggly lines of stench coming off the duck squiggle toward you, but you squiggle out of the way. Squiggle squiggle squiggle.
It tries to tuck your head under its wing, but gets confused in the pronoun mess that ensues.
It belches a big, stinky, bog-water belch at you. Fortunately, the wind changes and it gets a faceful of its own stench. It staggers backwards and passes out briefly. (FUMBLE!)
|You gain 120-180 Meat (average: 150, stdev: 12.65)*|
|You acquire an item: fetid feather (10.2% chance)*|
|You acquire an item: duct tape (5.1% chance)*|
|You gain 42-43 <substat>.|
- "I recognized your foul stench when I came aboard" is a quote from Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope when Leia is taken to Grand Moff Tarkin.
- "you thought these things smelled bad on the outside" is essentially a quote from Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back, when Han cuts open the dead Tauntaun.