Swamp beaver lumberjack

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Swamp beaver lumberjack
Monster ID 1349
Locations Swamp Beaver Territory
Hit Points 50
Attack 54
Defense 48
Initiative 30
Meat 24-36
Phylum beast
Elements None
Resistance None
Monster Parts head, arm, tail, torso, leg
fine aged cheddarwurst, balaclava
Manuel Entry
refreshedit data
swamp beaver lumberjack You're fighting a swamp beaver lumberjack

This primitive beaver-man is dressed in ragged bits of plaid flannel scavenged from lumberjacks who were ambushed and killed for trespassing too close to the Great Tree. His role in the tribe is to cut down lesser trees for use in dam building. Admittedly, dams aren't particularly useful or functional in the middle of a swamp, but beavers know pretty much one thing, and they stick to it.

Hit Message(s):

Not having an axe to chop you down with, the beaver kicks you in the shins instead. Ooh!

The beaver bites your skull with his giant teeth. Stupid giant beaver teeth! Ooh!

The beaver pricks your <lower back> with its needle-sharp quills, and it occurs to you that it might actually be a porcupine. Ooh!

Critical Hit Message:
The beaver gnaws off one of your legs, sending you crashing to the ground. "Timberrrrr!" he shouts. (CRITICAL HIT!) Ow! Oof! Ugh!
Stumpy.gifYou acquire an effect: Stumpy
(duration: 10 Adventures)
Miss Message(s):

The beaver tries to kick you in the shins, but misses, and you would not believe the lameness of the pun I originally wrote here.

The beaver tries to bite your <foot>, but misses. The clacking sound makes you wince.

The beaver tries to bite you, but the cyclone fence gets in its way.

Fumble Message:

The beaver looks at you contemplatively, probably trying to figure out what sort of dam to build out of you. (FUMBLE!)

After Combat

Meat.gifYou gain 24-36 Meat (average: 30, stdev: 2.83)*
Sausage.gifYou acquire an item: fine aged cheddarwurst (30% chance)*
Balaclava.gifYou acquire an item: balaclava (10% chance)*

Occurs at Swamp Beaver Territory.