Summon Hilarious Objects

Summon Hilarious Objects Type: Mystical Bookshelf MP Cost: 5 By harnessing the ancient power discovered by McPhee, the legendary Prankster/Sorcerer, you are able to manifest objects of such hilarity, such amusement, that lesser men would soil themselves from the pure humor of the objects so summoned. (Women are apparently immune to that particular part of the effect.)

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Source:	McPhee's Grimoire of Hilarious Object Summoning
Price:	N/A
Class:	N/A
Level:	N/A
Effect:	Allows you to summon three hilarious objects per day.
When Used:

You crack open the Grimoire and recite the incantation contained within. A small chuckle escapes your lips as three hilarious objects appear at your feet. You acquire an item: bag of airline peanuts or You acquire an item: clown hammer or You acquire an item: explosion-flavored chewing gum or You acquire an item: fake fake vomit or You acquire an item: fake hand or You acquire an item: magical ice cube with a fly in it or You acquire an item: rubber emo roe or You acquire an item: whoopie cushion or You acquire an item: yellow snowcone From April 15th, 2006, also: or You acquire an item: joybuzzer or You acquire an item: pet rock "Snooty" disguise or You acquire an item: wind-up chattering teeth From May 13th, 2006, also: or You acquire an item: jazz soap From June 14th, 2006, also: or You acquire an item: brick From July 18th, 2006, also: or You acquire an item: pet rock "Groucho" disguise From August 15th, 2006, also: or You acquire an item: defective skull From October 1st, 2006, also: or You acquire an item: Amulet of Yendor From October 24th, 2006, also: or You acquire an item: x-ray specs From January 30th, 2007, also: or You acquire an item: encoder ring Only on April 1, 2007: (three of the following) You acquire an item: blue snowcone You acquire an item: purple snowcone You acquire an item: orange snowcone You acquire an item: green snowcone You acquire an item: red snowcone From March 25th, 2008, also: or You acquire an item: mood ring or You acquire an item: cymbal syrup or You acquire an item: black candy heart

Notes

• On January 3, 2008, this also became a book on the mystical bookshelf. The skill is still granted.
• You may use the skill only once per day. You get three distinct items per use.
• It may be used again in one day after ascending.
• This skill is marked as Hardcore Permanent (HP), and so is retained through normal and hardcore ascensions and can be used in both.
• On April 1, 2007, this skill instead acted like Summon Snowcones.

History

• It had been revealed that more items would be added to this skill in the future. On a August 7th, 2014 radio show, Jick stated that there are no longer plans to continue to update this skill, instead focusing on other grimoires.

References

• The name "McPhee" refers to Archie McPhee, a popular novelty store based in Seattle.