|Locations||Infernal Rackets Backstage|
|Monster Parts||head, arm, leg, torso, horn, tail, wing|
This demon aspires to be that legendary seducer of the innocent, the succubus. But she's really, really bad at it. She clomps up to you, throws an arm around your shoulders, and shouts, "hey! Do ya live around here often? Well, enough small talk! Let's bump uglies!"
You're less than seduced, which means she's less than thrilled, which means you're less than unlikely to get in a fight.
She leans in for a kiss and steps on your foot. Ooh! Ouch!
She tries to give you a flirtatious hug, but cracks a couple of your ribs. Argh! Ugh! (sleaze damage)
She cocks her head coquettishly and accidentally headbutts you. Ouch! Argh!
She tries to give you a friendly swat on the butt, but ends up knocking you over, and into a nearby pond of fire. Yeowch! Ow! Ooh! (hot damage)
She leans in for a kiss, but you lean away.
She starts to hug you, but can't figure out where to put her arms. Man, she's bad at this.
She tries to cock her head coquettishly, but fails.
She tries to hit you, but is even worse at that than at hitting on you.
She stops to re-read a few chapters of "Being an Evil Seductress for Total Incompetent Morons." (FUMBLE!)
|You gain 32-48 Meat (average: 40, stdev: 3.65)*|
|You acquire an item: bus pass (20% chance)*|
|You acquire an item: folder (rainbow unicorn) (? chance)*|
|You gain 15 <substat>.|
Occurs in Infernal Rackets Backstage
- This is a reference to the mythical Succubus.
- The fumble message is a reference to the popular Dummies series of books (and others of its ilk).