Stuffed porpoise

stuffed porpoise This is a stuffed replica of a porpoise, for those looking to lead a porpoise-driven life. Actually, I wouldn't recommend letting it drive your meatcar, since it doesn't have thumbs, and is completely inanimate. Type: off-hand item Selling Price: 50 Meat. Gift Item (In-game plural: stuffed porpoises)

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Obtained From

Stores

The Tweedleporium (10,000 Meat)

When Used

You punch your porpoise. If you know what I mean. (I mean you punch your stuffed porpoise in the face.)

References

• Punching the porpoise is a reference to the phrase "flogging the dolphin", a euphemism for masturbation.
• The porpoise driven life is probably a reference to this youtube video, itself a parody of The Purpose Driven Life.

Collection

	TOP 10 stuffed porpoise collections
	1. Pastahead - 210 | 2. Rag Nymph - 200 | 3. chibichan - 170 | 4. Scrabblewench - 151 | 5. Farflier - 100 6. caducus - 100 | 7. Darkling - 100 | 8. rintaun - 100 | 9. Lord Budroe - 85 | 10. Mistress of the Obvious - 84 Collection data courtesy of ePeterso2 and Jicken Wings