Striking Stocking-Stuffer Elf

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Striking Stocking-Stuffer Elf
Monster ID 321
Locations Crimbo Town Toy Factory (2005)
Hit Points Scales with player stats
Attack Scales with player stats
Defense Scales with player stats
Initiative 0
Meat None
Phylum elf
Elements None
Resistance None
Monster Parts arm, head, leg, torso
Drops
felt, googly eye, length of string, stuffing, toy wheel, wooden block
Manuel Entry
refreshedit data
Striking Stocking-Stuffer Elf You're fighting a Striking Stocking-Stuffer Elf

This elf is in charge of stuffing stockings in the big sweatsho -- er, merry toy factory that Uncle Crimbo runs. Shoving toys into oversized socks day in and day out appears to have addled his brains more than a little bit. Not that anyone who eats nothing but candy all day is ever completely sane, that is.

Hit Message(s):

He stuffs your 'stocking' with sharp, pointy toys. Yeow! Ow! Ugh! Argh!

He smacks you in the <solar plexus> with a stocking full of sharp, pointy toys. Eek! Oof! Argh! Oof! Ugh!

He smacks you in the <leg> with an oversized sock full of oranges. The thin line between Crimbo and prison gets even thinner. Eek! Ow! Ugh! Eek! Ouch!

Miss Message(s):

He tries to stuff your stockings, but you're not wearing any. Darn it!

He swings a stocking at you, but you have more stock in dodging.

He swings a stocking full of oranges at you, but you leap out of the way.


After Combat

Felt.gifYou acquire an item: felt (10.6% chance)*
Googlyeye.gifYou acquire an item: googly eye (11.3% chance)*
String.gifYou acquire an item: length of string (10.3% chance)*
Dough.gifYou acquire an item: stuffing (10.9% chance)*
Woodwheel.gifYou acquire an item: toy wheel (11.1% chance)*
Tofu.gifYou acquire an item: wooden block (9.3% chance)*

Occurred at Crimbo Town Toy Factory (2005) (without Unionize The Elves sign equipped).

References

  • The failed attack message "Darn it!" is a play on the word "darn," the original meaning of which is "to mend."
  • The orange lines may refer to an episode of Family Guy in which the following conversation takes place:
Peter: Isn't that right, Bing Crosby?
Bing Crosby: That's right, Peter, and if your kids don't obey you can always beat them with a sack of Valencia oranges. They don't leave a bruise and your kids will always know who's the boss.
  • Also, in the Family Guy Christmas Special, Peter fills a sock with oranges and swings it around after the following conversation:
Peter: Can't we just tell 'em your mother died?
Lois: Peter, I won't lie about something like that.
Peter: Alright, alright, I'll kill your mother.
  • Being beaten with a bag of oranges is also a plot point in the movie The Grifters.
  • Andy Dick's character on NewsRadio also once threatened Joe Rogan's character with a sack of oranges, also claiming that they would not leave bruises.
  • Beating someone with a sack of oranges does in fact leave bruises. Even Valencia ones.