Striking Middle-Management Elf
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|Striking Middle-Management Elf|
|Locations||Crimbo Town Toy Factory (2005)|
|Hit Points||Scales with player stats|
|Attack||Scales with player stats|
|Defense||Scales with player stats|
|Monster Parts||arm, head, leg, torso|
This elf is stuck between the factory workers and the upper-management elves. He has to spend all day in a festive red-and-green cubicle, pushing paperwork around and making sure everyone properly fills out their Toy Production Statistic reports. He's doughy around the middle, but looks to have enough inner rage to beat you down.
"Hey, could you just take this fist in your <nipple>? Yeah... that'd be great..." Eek! Eek! Ouch! Eek! Argh! Ouch!
"Yeah, if you could stand still and let me smack you in the <foot>, that'd be great..." Oof! Argh! Ow!
"Yeah, could you go ahead and let me kick you in the <arm>? Yeah... that's great..." Ooh! Ow! Ugh! Ouch! Ugh! Ooh!
"Hey, did you just go ahead and dodge my punch? That's... not okay."
"Okay, so, yeah... I tried to hit you, and you dodged. Didn't you get the memo about our new dodging policy?"
"Did you go ahead and dodge my kick? Let me get you a copy of that memo about letting me kick you."
|You acquire an item: felt (10.5% chance)*|
|You acquire an item: googly eye (10.3% chance)*|
|You acquire an item: length of string (9.7% chance)*|
|You acquire an item: stuffing (10.6% chance)*|
|You acquire an item: toy wheel (11.6% chance)*|
|You acquire an item: wooden block (11.4% chance)*|
- The hit and miss messages make reference to the character of Bill Lumbergh in the 1999 comedy Office Space, played by Gary Cole. Also, the "Toy Production Statistic reports" are a reference to the generically named "TPS reports" in the same movie.