Striking Gift-Wrapper Elf
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|Striking Gift-Wrapper Elf|
|Locations||Crimbo Town Toy Factory (2005)|
|Hit Points||Scales with player stats|
|Attack||Scales with player stats|
|Defense||Scales with player stats|
|Monster Parts||arm, head, leg, torso|
This elf works ten hours a day, in unclean and hazardous conditions, wrapping gifts for Uncle Crimbo's sweatsho -- er, happy festive Crimbo workshop. You might not think gift-wrapping is a dangerous occupation, but then you've probably never had 50% of your body covered in 2nd-degree papercuts.
He wraps you in ribbon, then pulls hard. You spin around and fall down. Oof! Argh! Ow!
He covers you in paper and festive ribbons. That wouldn't be so bad, except he pokes you repeatedly with the scissors. Eek! Ow! Ooh! Ouch! Ooh! Eek!
He smacks you with an old-fashioned Crimbo Sword. You get a papercut all the way up your <shins>. Eek! Argh! Oof!
He tries to wrap you in ribbon, but you wrap him in PAIN first.
He tries to cover you in paper, but it doesn't work because you're not a rock.
He tries to hit you with a Crimbo Sword, but you parry with a nearby pair of scissors. Scissors cut paper, after all.
|You acquire an item: felt (9.3% chance)*|
|You acquire an item: googly eye (11.2% chance)*|
|You acquire an item: length of string (10.0% chance)*|
|You acquire an item: stuffing (10.9% chance)*|
|You acquire an item: toy wheel (11.6% chance)*|
|You acquire an item: wooden block (10.5% chance)*|
- The miss messages contain references to Rock, Paper, Scissors, a popular children's game.