Stomper stomping
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| Stomper stomping | |
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| Monster ID | 650 |
| Locations | A Sinister Dodecahedron |
| Hit Points | Scales with player stats |
| Attack | Scales with player stats |
| Defense | Scales with player stats |
| Initiative | 0 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | construct |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | None |
| Monster Parts | arm, head, leg, torso |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting a stomper stompingThis is a biomechanical creature with gigantic robotic feet, the better to stomp you with. He's got his legs deep in the boots, boots all up on the heels. You know, the kind to make a certain kind of fetishist squeal. Well, pretty much anybody's going to squeal if their piggies are getting pulverized by these big metal clodhoppers -- talk about the agony of de feet.
Dear god, I'm going to have to hit myself for that one.
Hit Message(s):
It stomps over to you and stomps right on your <kidney>. Eek! Oof! Ouch! Eek!
It stomps on your toes. This little piggy was pulverized. Ouch! Ow! Oof! Oof!
It stomps on your heart. No, literally. It just sorta stomps on your aorta. Argh! Eek! Argh! Eek!
It stomps on your instep. Oof! Oof! Ugh! Ouch!
It does an entire percussive dance routing utilizing "found instruments" like garbage can lids, oil drums, and your skull. Ooh! Argh! Ugh! Ouch! Argh!
It stomps toward you, but you stomp away from it.
It tries to stomp on your toe, but it hits the piggy that's currently at the market.
It tries to stomp on your heart, but you won't let it get that close to you.
It tries to stomp on your foot, but you hot-foot it away.
It stomps toward you, but stomps a hole through the floor, sinking in up to the knee. You wait and laugh while it tries to extricate itself. (FUMBLE!)
 | You acquire an item: cyborg stompin' boot (10% chance)* |
Occurred at A Sinister Dodecahedron.
References
- The phrase "make a certain kind of fetishist squeal" is a reference to the MC Frontalot song "Goth Girls."
- The phrase "it hits the piggy that's currently at the market" refers to the nursery rhyme "This Little Piggy."
- The phrase "stomp on your heart" may refer to the John Denver song "(You Dun Stomped) On My Heart."
- The phrase "agony of de feet," besides being a pun, may refer to the Parliament song "Agony of Defeet."
- The critical hit message refers to the dance troupe Stomp.
