Stolen accordion

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stolen accordion
stolen accordion

This is an accordion, which you stole from someone, you big jerk. Then again, you're keeping someone from playing the accordion, which somewhat balances the negative moral aspects of the theft.

(Meatsmithing component)
Type: ranged weapon (2-handed accordion)
Song Duration: 5 Adventures
Damage: 1 - 2
Selling Price: 1 Meat.

(In-game plural: stolen accordions)
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Item number: 11
Description ID: 199623005
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Obtained From

The Spooky Forest
A Three-Tined Fork
chewing gum on a string (sometimes)
Starting/Ascending as an Accordion Thief
Obsoleted Areas/Methods
The Sewer
Fishing Around in the Sewer
Sewer Luck! (with ten-leaf clover)



You give up on clever tune-based attacks and just whack <it> with one end of your stolen accordion for X damage. WHACK! SOCKO! BONK!
You play a haunting melody on your stolen accordion. Even though half the keys are missing and the bellows leak, it still does X damage. BIFF! BONK! BARF!
You roll out the barrel. The barrel of PAIN. You do X damage. ZOT! BOOF! BOINK!
You play a rock 'n' roll tune on your stolen accordion. <It> describes it as 'quirky,' so you smack <it> for X damage. BOINK! BIFF! SOCKO!
You bring the accordion's bellows together rapidly, pinching <it> between the folds. <It> bellows in pain and takes X damage. BOOF! ZAP! ZOT!

Cadenza effect

  • On use:
You play a rousing jig on your stolen accordion. You feel a surge of renewed vigor -- the best kind of vigor: accordion vigor.
HPYou gain 4-5 hit points.


  • Only Accordion Thieves can use this instrument to cast Accordion Thief buffs. All other classes must use a toy accordion or an antique accordion.
  • Using a stolen accordion to cast Accordion Thief buffs gives a buff duration of 5 Adventures.


  • The second part of the description, starting from "Then again," was added on or around May 20, 2006.
  • After the October 31, 2013 update to the Accordion Thief, only Accordion Thieves can use this instrument (or any other "stolen" accordions) to cast buffs.
  • Having a stolen accordion equipped as your weapon used to cause your AT buff duration to be 5 turns, even if you had a better instrument in your inventory. This was changed some time before May 30, 2014 (but most likely in 2013).


  • The hit message "You roll out the barrel [...]" is a reference to the song "Roll Out the Barrel", a drinking song that is traditionally played on the accordion.


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