Stinky hi mein

stinky hi mein Wow, this is the stinkiest hi mein you've ever seen. Just being near it makes your eyes water. Food that smells this unappetizing has to be very, very expensive. It seems like you'd pay a lot of money to not have to eat this, but in fact, the opposite is true. Type: food (EPIC) Size: 5 Level required: 12 Selling Price: 144 Meat. Effect: Stinky Breath (5 Adventures)Can breathe stench in combat (In-game plural: stanky hi meins)

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Recipe

	stench wad	scrumdiddlyumptious solution		dry noodles	MSG
	stench and sour sauce		savory dry noodles
	stinky hi mein

When Consumed

You hold your nose, 'cause here goes the cold water. Wait, no, you hold your nose and eat the stinky hi mein, expertly suppressing your gag reflex.

You gain 24-27 Adventures. (avg. 25.5)

You gain 30-35 Fortitude. You gain 70-75 Wizardliness. You gain 15-20 Smarm.

You acquire an effect: Stinky Breath (duration: 5 Adventures)

(You gain 5 Fullness.)

Uses

• Staff of the Kitchen Floor

Notes

• Prior to a trivial update on January 20, 2018, "Level required" was 13.

References

• The description possibly alludes to a creature from the Discworld novels, the Curious Squid, which tastes so foul that people pay a lot for dishes containing absolutely no trace of it.
• The first part of the consumption description ("You hold your nose, 'cause here goes the cold water.") is a reference to the Eminem song Lose Yourself.

Collection

	TOP 10 stinky hi mein collections
	1. OGL - 10000 | 2. Pastahead - 1560 | 3. MuMastr - 1300 | 4. Yurie08 - 1090 | 5. Skent - 908 6. whizdad - 597 | 7. Adam1WPI - 516 | 8. Mistress of the Obvious - 401 | 9. DioressEssence - 338 | 10. Lord Stefano - 222 Collection data courtesy of ePeterso2 and Jicken Wings